No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience.
McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.
"Stop talking to yourself. You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
So I've acquired a shadow. He picked me, and he apparently will not leave my side for anything. And that's cool with me. After all, what could be cuter than a puggle with a little black tongue? Plus, he's super mellow and seems pretty smart. But he needs a name. PD, I require suggestions.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!
I'm digging Rasputin, but I think I'm looking for something that sounds a little more like it came from the lyrics of a Slayer song.
