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I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« on: November 09, 2012, 03:34:25 pm »
It's full of Romney supporters who also work in public education (which is oxymoronic, but don't let that stop them). My job is to take the blame for any technical issues.

This is going to be a fun day for me.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2012, 03:35:25 pm »
It's full of Romney supporters who also work in public education (which is oxymoronic, but don't let that stop them). My job is to take the blame for any technical issues.

This is going to be a fun day for me.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 04:22:20 pm »
It's full of Romney supporters who also work in public education (which is oxymoronic, but don't let that stop them). My job is to take the blame for any technical issues.

This is going to be a fun day for me.

My suggestion? Out snoot them. Be more Romney than them. Make them think that Mitt may have experimented with Marx in college.

Possible outcomes:

1. The realize you are mocking them, especially coming off their bitter defeat on Tuesday.
2. They think you are the Republican messiah and will ask if you ever thought of running for office.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 04:30:12 pm »
Halfway through, start sneezing uncontrollably. When asked what is wrong, tell them your bullshit allergy is acting up and go home.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2012, 04:48:30 pm »
It's full of Romney supporters who also work in public education (which is oxymoronic, but don't let that stop them). My job is to take the blame for any technical issues.

This is going to be a fun day for me.

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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 05:34:49 pm »
Actually this field is one example where the Romney supporters are right. Government is kind of in the way of education innovation. Unfortunately, the only people who believe that are these teatards, so they're the only ones trying to fight the power. If they win, everyone loses. If they lose, everyone loses.

Anyway I would disrupt this shindig but I can't feel my ass and I'm pretty sure I'm two hours into a severe stroke, based on how comatose I am.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2012, 02:54:04 am »
The depressing truth is, you don't have to go, you choose to go.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 04:23:13 am »
The depressing truth is, you don't have to go, you choose to go.

You're right, in that you are full of shit. As usual.
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 04:32:44 am »
The depressing truth is, you don't have to go, you choose to go.

In much the same way you choose to translate for pay. And also choose to be a dick to people you don't know for no reason. Oh wait... except that your livelihood doesn't depend on the latter.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2012, 01:32:38 pm »
The depressing truth is, you don't have to go, you choose to go.

In much the same way you choose to translate for pay.

Yes, exactly. And your point is? As far as I know, I was not the one pushing the ludicrous "prostitutes are always victims of circumstance" line.

And also choose to be a dick to people you don't know for no reason.

Once more, I invite you to peruse the history, all available here for your reading pleasure. Being a dick to people I don't know is not something I do lightly and I certainly didn't do it here until it was done to me. Several times. Since then, it's mostly been a marginally amusing game of tit-for-tat.

Oh wait... except that your livelihood doesn't depend on the latter.

How do you know that? I need quality entertainment in order to be able to stomach the translation. This is (just about, sometimes) providing it. Luckily for you, I am finally finding my way out of the translation business, which will result (is already resulting in) me having less time or need for PD.
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 02:12:44 pm »
The depressing truth is, you don't have to go, you choose to go.

In much the same way you choose to translate for pay.

Yes, exactly. And your point is? As far as I know, I was not the one pushing the ludicrous "prostitutes are always victims of circumstance" line.

AND YA DON'T STOP!
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 02:42:43 pm »
INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION INTERVENTION

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT POOP
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 09:23:12 pm »
AND YA DON'T STOP!

Congrats on figuring that one out.

It's wrong, but still. You made an effort.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2012, 04:45:09 am »
AND YA DON'T STOP!

Congrats on figuring that one out.

It's wrong, but still. You made an effort.

At exactly what point am I expected to take you seriously?   :lulz:
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Re: I HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT 8-10 HOURS AT A SNOOTY SOCIAL FUNCTION
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2012, 05:28:31 am »
AND YA DON'T STOP!

Congrats on figuring that one out.

It's wrong, but still. You made an effort.

At exactly what point am I expected to take you seriously?   :lulz:

The Omega point. But not before.  :lulz:
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