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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« on: November 09, 2012, 03:40:39 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2012, 04:29:02 pm »
Geeze. That's so wasteful. Who cares about the moon? We should be putting the smack down on Putin.

(Totally kidding, in case you couldn't tell.)

THANKS OBAMA!
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 04:36:13 pm »
I hope Betteridge's Headline Law doesn't apply in this case...
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 05:59:45 pm »
This is actually literally the most awesome thing I think I've ever read. I don't talk about it much here but I'm WAY into space stuff.
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2012, 06:42:33 pm »
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 06:43:47 pm »
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2012, 06:49:19 pm »
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2012, 06:57:33 pm »
This is literally the best thing I've heard in years.

And Mars by the 2030's? BEST NEWSES EVAR!!
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2012, 07:04:19 pm »
Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2012, 07:44:42 pm »
Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 09, 2012, 07:04:19 pm
Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.

Getting what past the house?
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2012, 08:21:53 pm »
Quote from: CAKE on November 09, 2012, 07:44:42 pm
Quote from: Mitt Romney's Favorite Wife on November 09, 2012, 07:04:19 pm
Obligatory Horrible TruthTM:  Good luck getting that past the house.

Getting what past the house?

Getting the funding for this past the GoP controlled House of Representatives.  They'll kill it if they can.
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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 10:49:29 pm »
I guess I'm having a hard time understanding how something that was signed into law two years ago still needs to come up before the House.

What am I missing, here?

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An announcement would certainly gel with the Obama administration's ambitious agenda for space. In 2010, the President signed the NASA 2010 Authorization Act into law, freeing up close to $60 billion in NASA spending through 2013.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Authorization_Act_of_2010

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

“People get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.”
― Assata Shaku

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Re: HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FUTURE NOW?
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2012, 10:55:13 pm »
Holy shit that's awesome!  I really hope it works out.
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