MysticWicks endorsement: "At least Satanists HAVE a worldview. After reading this thread, I'm convinced that discordians not only don't, but will actively mock anyone who does."
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.
And Puerto Rico voted for statehood! Let Texas go, let Puerto Rico join and we don't even have to change the fucking flags.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 12, 2012, 08:35:00 pmAnd Puerto Rico voted for statehood! Let Texas go, let Puerto Rico join and we don't even have to change the fucking flags.I was just commenting on that the other morning, when some yahoo at the conference table was admiring the Texas secessionist assholes.
haha... a petition to ask the federal govt. what it thinks about the notion of secession? don't these web petitions already have a history of being simply ignored even if they have the requisite number of signatures?
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.
"Stop talking to yourself. You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
The website says they will issue an official response...
i just looked at the site, and there's one for about half the states, it looks like.and TX already has 27,464 signatures.
LOL secede, you say? Biggest, greediest empire in the history of the earth and they're just going to give up assets cos those assets ask nicely? This I gotta see. I'll give the first successful applicant 27.5 seconds before someone discovers a terrurist training camp and/or WMD's on their turf