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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am »
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2012, 01:01:52 am »
We done the "freedom fries" thing - I forget what we were renaming during WWII, but it was a German food and the new name included the word "kraut".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.
That's what happens when a country goes such a long time without a revolution and create a Safe (but constantly terrified) culture.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2012, 01:04:24 am »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2012, 01:01:52 am
We done the "freedom fries" thing - I forget what we were renaming during WWII, but it was a German food and the new name included the word "kraut".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.
That's what happens when a country goes such a long time without a revolution and create a Safe (but constantly terrified) culture.

Freedom cabbage.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2012, 01:14:02 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries

I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them OH JESUS FUCK GODDAMMIT TO HELL I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
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WELCOME TO ARIZONA
Nothing valued is here.
Sending this message was important to us, for
we despise you and all who are like you.
We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture,
though our professional football team sucks.
If you enter into this place you will be smitten
with radiation and horrible things will bite
and sting you. The people are evil and violent
and will attack you.
There is nothing for you here.
GO AWAY.

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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2012, 01:16:19 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 01:14:02 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries

I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them OH JESUS FUCK GODDAMMIT TO HELL I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them

I don't think this is going to be your century old bean.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2012, 01:24:10 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 01:16:19 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 01:14:02 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries

I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them OH JESUS FUCK GODDAMMIT TO HELL I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them

I don't think this is going to be your century old bean.

AND IT WAS DOING SO WELL
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2012, 01:35:04 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 01:24:10 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 01:16:19 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 01:14:02 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries

I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them OH JESUS FUCK GODDAMMIT TO HELL I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them

I don't think this is going to be your century old bean.

AND IT WAS DOING SO WELL

Maybe when the Mayans suddenly reappear due their Time Travel SCIENCE, things will settle down.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2012, 02:06:31 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 01:04:24 am
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2012, 01:01:52 am
We done the "freedom fries" thing - I forget what we were renaming during WWII, but it was a German food and the new name included the word "kraut".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.
That's what happens when a country goes such a long time without a revolution and create a Safe (but constantly terrified) culture.

Freedom cabbage.
Ah, thanks!
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2012, 02:11:30 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

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See also: Freedom Fries

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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2012, 09:33:44 am »
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2012, 01:01:52 am
We done the "freedom fries" thing - I forget what we were renaming during WWII, but it was a German food and the new name included the word "kraut".

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.
That's what happens when a country goes such a long time without a revolution and create a Safe (but constantly terrified) culture.


We started calling "hamburger" "Salisbury Steak".
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2012, 11:08:52 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 13, 2012, 12:50:11 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 12:48:02 am
WHO THE FUCK ASKS PERMISSION TO SECEDE?

WORST FUCKING REVOLUTIONARIES EVER.

These are the same type of people that BOUGHT French wine to dump out into the gutter, and dipped tea bags into teacups instead of vandalizing cargo-ships.
See also: Freedom Fries

Leave it to a fucking hillbilly to waste good wine.

Leave it to a fucking hillbilly to take our historical party and not even come close to doing it right. Bet they didn't even dress up as Native Americans.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2012, 04:29:14 pm »
The white house page has about 20 other petitions for secession, and most of them are at +20,000.  :lulz:
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2012, 05:18:07 pm »
Jesus.
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Re: "We the People" Petitions to Secede
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2012, 05:20:57 pm »
Basically, in Texas, 1 person in 857 wants to secede.

This whole thing is a non-starter.  It's a teabagger stunt.

You are being freaked out by what is basically the Sarah Palin fan club.
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