It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

 

[LMNO, PhD (life continues)]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

It would be interesting anyway, to see the evolution of your writing style.

[Elder Iptuous]

then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

Note to self:  Something bad has to happen to Google.  And Bing.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

Huh? I'd just assumed you were doing that already

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

[Luna]

Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.

I was gonna say, I'll spare him, he's a nice guy.

[chimes]

Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Muahaha, thanks to my ancestors for learning to go undercover as "Americans" and eat burgers and shit.

[Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium]

Ha. Joke's on you! I've read them all!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ha. Joke's on you! I've read them all!

Note to self:  Drop Scotland on Belgium.  Move all survivors to Texas, throw Texas out to fend for itself.

[Balls Wellington]

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.

You're one tough bastard.  I figured the VA thing would do you in.

Next:  Florida.