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It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« on: November 12, 2012, 08:46:15 pm »
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2012, 08:46:55 pm »
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Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2012, 08:49:05 pm »
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2012, 08:56:34 pm »
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

It would be interesting anyway, to see the evolution of your writing style.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2012, 08:59:15 pm »
then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2012, 09:55:08 pm »
then we can stuff the first few lines of your post into google and we'll have a list of ready made responses that we can select from.
win/win!

Note to self:  Something bad has to happen to Google.  And Bing.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2012, 10:04:56 pm »
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

Huh? I'd just assumed you were doing that already :troll:
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2012, 10:12:56 pm »
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2012, 10:15:31 pm »
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2012, 11:31:15 pm »
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

Shitfuckdamn.  How long do I have to get the ones that look good in a kilt out?

I mean, we're probably talking one vanload, tops.

I was gonna say, I'll spare him, he's a nice guy.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2012, 11:33:50 pm »
Note to self:  Scotland goes, too.  Every last haggis-chomping sombitch.

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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2012, 11:38:08 pm »
Ha. Joke's on you! I've read them all!
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2012, 11:39:59 pm »
Ha. Joke's on you! I've read them all!

Note to self:  Drop Scotland on Belgium.  Move all survivors to Texas, throw Texas out to fend for itself.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2012, 11:48:37 pm »
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.
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Re: It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work...
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2012, 11:51:25 pm »
It occurs to me that, since the search function doesn't work and that damn near none of you have been here since 2003, I can just start recycling my writing and none of you would know the difference.

Except for Cain, LMNO, and ECH, who may collectively suffer an accident in the near future.

TGRR,
Nobody gets between me and my lazy.

I thought you'd already covered that with the whole "kill his job, stick him in Virginia" thing.

You're one tough bastard.  I figured the VA thing would do you in.

Next:  Florida.
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