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VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« on: November 13, 2012, 02:45:44 am »
I officially declare this thread to have NO INTENDED VALUE OR DIRECTION, therefore any worthless posts are NOOO PROBLEM.

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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 02:50:58 am »
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 02:51:45 am »
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2012, 02:52:50 am »
This is only applicable going forward, right? Because if it was applied retroactively, a full third of the website would be consolidated in this one thread.

THAT DOES IT!
I'M SECEDING!


Submit your petition and acquire the necessary signatures for our consideration of this proposal, Citizen.
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2012, 03:04:02 am »
FINALLY, A THREAD FOR ME! YOU ASSHOLES STAY OUT OF HERE, THIS IS MY THREAD NOW.
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2012, 03:06:27 am »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2012, 05:29:36 am »
Clearly, this post is directed solely at ECH. I mean, everyone else who ever used this forum is a rational human being. ECH, on the other hand, is ECH.

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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2012, 08:29:49 am »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2012, 09:31:18 am »
you guys aren't taking this thread where I wanted you to take i
tno one think your atemps to be clever are funny or cute try to contribute next tme
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2012, 11:00:08 am »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2012, 11:04:12 am »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2012, 12:23:32 pm »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2012, 01:30:51 pm »
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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2012, 01:46:53 pm »
Q. Where do the Very Important Pinealists post then?

A. There are no very important pinealists.

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Re: VIP (Very Inane Pinealists) thread
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2012, 09:45:44 pm »
the cluttered minds
of a thousand retarded magical penguins
swatting flies
in the shadow of stardom

follow me, snowpig
into the satanic waterfalls of yesteryear's ponytails
and scribble smutty poetry on the walls
like grasshoppers

incessant humming
nairobi palaver
snot parkour
oh sonic pastrami!

i, demigod in neanderthal land
sorcerer in unmagicstan
cosmic, conscious, breathing being
in a yellow caravan

Festing Breathiful, Lenun! zazan zazan
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