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BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
« on: November 15, 2012, 12:50:43 pm »
At least, he does, according to the GoP legislators in Georgia...

No, really.

They spent FOUR HOURS in a closed-door session obsessing over it:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

Somebody got about an hour of it recorded, but was removed from the meeting.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 pm »
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2012, 01:46:24 pm »
It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2012, 01:50:35 pm »
It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.

Oh, I know. These conspiracy theories have been around for a while- they've just been rehashed for recent events.

I just wish I could be shocked that Georgia's legislature wasted 4 hours on stupid bullshit. I can't though. It doesn't shock me anymore.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2012, 01:50:44 pm »
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2012, 01:51:53 pm »
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?

Yes. We may as well put Above Top Secret on the government payroll with this.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2012, 03:54:36 pm »
is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2012, 04:35:18 pm »
is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
 :roll:

But that's just what they TELL you it means!  It's really MIND CONTROL!  :tinfoilhat:

I'd give a great deal to have the entire four hour presentation handed to a professional to be rated on a scale of one to attempted brainwashing.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2012, 05:51:53 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2012, 05:53:39 pm »
OSHIT ROGER, WE GOT COMPETITION!  :lol:

Damn.

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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2012, 06:41:10 pm »
Careful! They could be doing this as we speak.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2012, 06:44:06 pm »
I kind of hope they're doing GAY WANGO-TANGO.
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