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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #120 on: November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 am »
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:
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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #121 on: November 16, 2012, 03:34:02 am »
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 16, 2012, 03:25:38 am
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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #122 on: November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 am »
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 am
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #123 on: November 16, 2012, 03:41:08 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 am
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.

PETA - a well known way to ingratiate yourself with a Texas court.
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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #124 on: November 16, 2012, 03:41:59 am »
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 16, 2012, 03:41:08 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 03:34:45 am
Quote from: American Jackal on November 16, 2012, 03:32:31 am
I love the bit about having high grades. " I get good grades so I must be a better class of creature than you" :lulz:

Yeah, you'd think she'd at least have the good sense to download a proper boilerplate and fill it in, but instead we got to hear all about her PETA membership.

PETA - a well known way to ingratiate yourself with a Texas court.

Yeah, that was giggle-worthy.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2012, 03:55:58 am »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 02:33:56 pm
You know, there's all the people who claim to follow the Fluffy Pink Unicorn Eris™, who really do some evil shit if they feel slighted.

I don't think I've ever witnessed any of us who lean towards the Eris of Strife, Doom, and Horrormirth™ doing anything nearly as bad (even when pushed).

Step aside, let the man go through.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2012, 03:57:57 am »
Frankly, I'd have laughed the whole thing off if she hadn't fucked with my father.

Intentionally or not.  I don't care.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2012, 04:03:09 am »
Dingo keeps wandering in and out of this thread.

Don't wear your control-C keys out, dude.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2012, 04:46:30 am »
He needs to MONITOR us.

And lock down his group so we don't MONITOR him.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 am »
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 am »
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 am
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

 :walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2012, 05:04:29 am »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 am
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 am
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

 :walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.

I stand corrected. Still, writing a threatening legal letter and being your own character witness is lame. Also, for fuck's
sake at least shell out some $$ for Legal Zoom. I'm sorry your dad had to get pulled into this.

By the way, I too am a really really excellent, talented person. I'm married, own one dog (a beagle/labrador mix) and was quite strong academically. I like reading, music, martial arts and litigation. People think I'm wonderful. No, srsly. I'm delightful. 
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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2012, 05:07:25 am »
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 05:04:29 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2012, 04:53:05 am
Quote from: Mangrove on November 16, 2012, 04:51:10 am
This is beyond the fucking pale. Showing up at your dad's house? JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST IN A METH LAB.

 :walken: :cramstipated:

No, she got the wrong address, sent her little threat letter to my dad.  His address is listed.  Mine is unpublished.  So my dad gets all confused and freaked out concerning a lawsuit threat that made no sense at all to him.  He isn't young.  He doesn't need that shit.

I stand corrected. Still, writing a threatening legal letter and being your own character witness is lame. Also, for fuck's
sake at least shell out some $$ for Legal Zoom. I'm sorry your dad had to get pulled into this.

By the way, I too am a really really excellent, talented person. I'm married, own one dog (a beagle/labrador mix) and was quite strong academically. I like reading, music, martial arts and litigation. People think I'm wonderful. No, srsly. I'm delightful.

 :lulz:
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McDonalds, if you think about it, is the PERFECT example of life/lifestyles in the late 20th/early 21st century. Pink slime shaped like chicken nuggets, giant lawsuit-happy corporations suing people for using the prefix "Mc" no matter what the circumstances, marketing aimed at small children (Ronald, etc) to form life-long associations with the product, and the abysmally-effective "I'M LOVING IT" marketing ploy aimed at maintaining that association into the person's adult life...With the advertisement showing skinny, attractive people while in reality the AVERAGE customer is 45 pounds overweight.

All style, no substance almost-food sold to brainwashed masses. It's AMERICA™, in a white paper bag.

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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2012, 05:17:09 am »
She's an established editor on several wikis!? Well color me impressed, I retract everything negative I've ever said about her. 
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Re: Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2012, 05:18:33 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That was AMAZING!

A fake cease and desist, sent under a fake name, representing a fake name, angry because their fake name was mistaken for a sockpuppet of someone else's fake name. :lulz:


Also, gets good grades.
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