Miley Spears: A retraction, no apology, and laughs at your expense.

[M. Nigel Salt]

You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.

[Telarus]

Wow, I missed some shit. Fuck that noise.


Background:

I'm 75% sure that 'U' in "M. U. Spears" stands for Unicornia (as in the Princess U nic that used to cruise 23AE).

Just after the time we successfully letterbombed Colbert into joining the Illuminati, Unicornia and some of her friends either tried the same thing with Mily Cyrus....

...or maybe it was just "spread enough rumors about Miley being a Discordian" that she'd be forced to respond to it in media (a la the Secret 'wish hard enough' technique).

Soon after, the "Miley Spears" nick popped up on Uncyclopedia... I never really followed much of the Uncyclopedia Discordianism... as it was obviously more the 'joke' than the 'religion'.

The "Discordian American Princess" idea never really caught on (it seemed forced to me, possibly memetically miswired).


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Miley_Spears/Discordian_American_Princess_article
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Discordian_American_Princesses


Not really surprised about that crew fucking up. Horribly disappointed that they drug a random bystander into it.

I"m glad Rog finally got an apology for them involving his father.

[Balls Wellington]

You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.

I say fuck 'em, report that shit.

[stelz]

You guys do know that the TX state bar has a website with a searchable database of attorneys licensed to practice there right?

http://www.texasbar.com/am/template.cfm?section=simple_search

Just doing my best to throw gas on the fire.

It may also be worth noting that regardless of whether or not the author of that letter claims to be an attorney, it is still unlicensed practice of law according to Texas statute, and can be conveniently reported online here: http://www.txuplc.org/

Just saying.

I know Roger was giving Miley a break because she's really young, but just in case.

I say fuck 'em, report that shit.

I would.
Fucking with your elderly dad rates a

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I thought about it, but I really can't justify putting a kid in prison over this.

This is, of course, provided that I am left the hell alone.  They can talk all the shit they want over at their board, or on their blogs, so long as I don't have to see it.

[Cain]

We only have her word she's a kid.  Or a she.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We only have her word she's a kid.  Or a she.

Not gonna take that chance, if this is the end of the drama.

[Balls Wellington]

Fuck that shit. Women and kids can both be horrible people. If nothing else it might make them pay enough attention that Loveshade takes you seriously when you tell him to remove your name from the list of contributing authors to his book.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If nothing else it might make them pay enough attention that Loveshade takes you seriously when you tell him to remove your name from the list of contributing authors to his book.

Wait.  What?