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Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« on: November 16, 2012, 03:36:06 pm »
I had a dream, a dream about you, baby.
It's gonna come true, baby.
They think that we're through, but baby,

You'll be swell! Full of hate!
Gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Starting here, starting now,
Honey, everything's coming up assholes!

If you're in Texas, clear the tracks!
You've got nothing to do but relax.
Rage out hard. Do it now.
Honey, everything's coming up assholes!

Get to sinning. Fuck the world in it's ear!
Set it meat spinning! That's just the beginning!
Curtain up! Line up your sights!
You got nothing to hit but the heights!
You'll be swell, full of hate.  I can tell. Just you wait.
That wrathful star I talk about is due!
Honey, everything's coming up assholes for me and for you!

You can do it, all you need is some hate.
We can do it, Nigel is gonna see to it!
Just sack up! Fight your fights!
We got nothing to hit but the heights!
I can tell, wait and see.
There's the butthurt! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Honey, everything's coming up roses and daffodils!
Everything's coming up unicorn shit and Santa Claus!
Everything's gonna be bright lights and lollipops!
Everything's coming up assholes for me and for you!


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Re: Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 03:38:08 pm »
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Re: Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 06:39:50 pm »
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Re: Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 07:09:34 pm »
Sweet merciful Jesus, I heard that in Ethel's voice.
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Re: Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 08:50:40 pm »
That was glorious!
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Re: Everything's coming up Goddamn roses.
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2012, 05:45:57 am »
Very nice. I'm sure Ethel would approve if you got her drunk enough or took her on a tour of Tucson.
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