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BREAKING NEWS!!!!
« on: November 17, 2012, 10:57:50 pm »
This just in, Mexico is going to rescue the Twinkies! 


That was a close one, fatty fair food stall owners all across the county were collectively shitting their pants at the thought of losing their staple confection.



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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2012, 12:51:44 am »
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 01:11:30 am »
The question is- will this cause the gop to reconsider that fence?
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 01:47:51 am »
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2012, 02:12:32 am »
That was truly a special, and also magical time.

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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2012, 01:42:00 pm »
Turns out the CEO of the company that makes Twinkies, Grey Rayburn, tripled his salary to $2.5 million while preparing to file for bankruptcy for the company.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2012, 01:45:16 pm »


Yeah, this is making the rounds.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2012, 04:30:58 pm »
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2012, 04:31:52 pm »


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:
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« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2012, 06:06:17 pm »
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2012, 07:27:11 pm »


Yeah, this is making the rounds.

That's funny. FOX news said it was the UNIONZZZ that brought down Hostess.  :horrormirth:

Of course they are...  Rather than a Bain-style plundering.
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 07:40:49 pm »
Or a Bane style plundering, even

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2012, 09:55:57 pm »
Already didn't care. Little Debbie has an adequate Twinkie clone, as does Wal-Mart's GV brand.


Also, Nutty Bars or GTFO!

The time I went to Wal-Mart, I think it was around early 2000, they had a SALE sign for Little Debbie's and on it, it said

FROTISTED FUDGE CAK

I stole it. Still have it somewhere I think.

Please make this your new user name! Please oh please oh please!  :lol:

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