Your nauseating quote of the day

[Cain]

Someone has a foot fetish!

I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.

[El Twid]

What....

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Wow. Sounds like she's doing NaNoWriMo, too. Squeezing in as many words as she can, regardless of how . . . ewww . . . they are.

[Freeky Queen of DERP]

:vomilulz:

[Cainad]

  That quote is solid gold.

[Internet Jesus]

Someone has a foot fetish!

I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.

If you listen closely, you can hear the BZZZZ BZZZZ of a certain marital aid, going to town.

[Juana Go?]

[Cain]

New quote

As a hardworking constituency MP, unlike some others I could mention from Planet Westminster, I can't wait to get back to my lovely people right away and share some of the amazing things I've learned on their behalf. Next time someone starts complaining to me about "food poverty", I will lead them to the nearest camel toe!

Note: this is the MP who took a month's leave from Parliament to participate in a reality TV gameshow.  Yes, clearly "hardworking".  As for the camel toe...

[P3nT4gR4m]

This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously

[El Twid]

:coughing up rice:

[Cain]

This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.

[M. Nigel Salt]

This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.

That was one of the saddest things I've ever read.

[Phox]

Please, please, please tell that that's just contempt and misanthropy talking... she doesn't honestly believe that it's not a problem... does she?

[Emo Howard]

This is the MP bint who went on "I'm an Attention Whore, Get me a plate of maggots" right?

Caught the comedian guy on TV, this morning being proclaimed as the bravest person on earth cos a fucking camping trip gave him a nervous breakdown.

It really is survival of the weakest, innit. I wasn't built for this century, I can't take any of it seriously

Yes, yes it is.  You just cannot understand the immensity of their struggles.

Now, enjoy your plate of moss and fish eyes, you whiner.   Or indeed, Nadine Dorries' "camel toe".  There's no starvation in the UK, only people not willing to try hard enough.

The comments on that link are dumbfounding.  Melvin, in particular seems easily confused. Somebody should really track down this Mr. Children guy and find out what the real story is! Is he fat, or is he skinny? LOLIDUNNO!

[Bu☆ns]

Someone has a foot fetish!

I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads.

That is none other than Peggy Noonan, speechwriter for Reagan and the first Bush, and syndicated columnist.

Clearly she needs to write Regan's authorized biography.