MysticWicks endorsement: "Spoiled brats of the pagan world, I thought. I really don't have a lot of respect for Discordians. They just strike me as spiritually lazy."
Old-timey PSAs are probably the best way to learn about the world.
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!