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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2012, 07:37:12 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.

And you didn't join?  Hell, I'd join in a heartbeat.  Getting kicked out of the Masons is worth like 10,000 points.  It would be like having sex with my alternate Earth female self.  And who doesn't want to do THAT?
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2012, 08:49:14 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.

And you didn't join?  Hell, I'd join in a heartbeat.  Getting kicked out of the Masons is worth like 10,000 points.  It would be like having sex with my alternate Earth female self.  And who doesn't want to do THAT?
because I am an idiot.
But my old platoon Sergeant is a Mason along with a crapload of soldiers I know.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2012, 01:58:03 am »
I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

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The Masons are a red herring, son. You have to find the Hamish Howl. Actually, let me rephrase that; the Hamish Howl has to find YOU. I don't actually advise initiating contact if you can help it, because that's how the torch is passed.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2012, 06:03:23 am »
No. I have a contact. I suppose I should just go through him.

Was looking for I guess others.
all that aside, my penis is still bigger than yours.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2012, 06:07:55 am »
And yes wolves...there's a movie "brotherhood of the wolf" that's pretty badass, dude gave me.

It's like, every time I see him I ask and he gives me something to study. I guess it's just time I contact him again.
all that aside, my penis is still bigger than yours.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 06:27:43 am »
There is so much that you don't understand.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5291;area=showposts;start=1725

Start here.

If you try to connect through your brother, they will be lost to you forever.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 03:09:30 pm »
I'm looking for illuminati.

Why?

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My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

He's fucking with you.

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So far I've found a mountain of occult research

The vast majority of it is nonsense.

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  and a souls pace progress.

?? Please explain.

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I'm I missing something

Ultimately, no.

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or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

This is vague. Please explain.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 03:12:49 pm »
Forget the Illuminati, and the Masons.  Come join the Semi-Secret Order Of Kabbalistic Navigators.

Our initiations are more fun.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 03:14:07 pm »
Forget the Illuminati, and the Masons.  Come join the Semi-Secret Order Of Kabbalistic Navigators.

Our initiations are more fun.

We have polystyrene.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 04:17:52 pm »
No. I have a contact. I suppose I should just go through him.

Was looking for I guess others.

If you're serious, PM Hirley0.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2012, 08:33:09 am »
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