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I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

 :kingmeh:

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 09:08:11 am »
Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be disturbed. When they are disturbed, they will marvel, and will rule over all.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2012, 09:34:46 am »
I've heard Adam Weishaupt, an Illuminati leader, had a thing about wolves as an occult symbol.  Not sure how much help it is, but he claimed supernatural powers from staring into their eyes over extended periods of time.

I'd see if you can dig up anything about wolves in your research, and use that as your starting point.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2012, 09:38:28 am »
I'm looking for illuminati. My friend and brother, who is dually initiated mason/illuminati directed me to the book of chaos as a starting point when I asked about joining.

So far I've found a mountain of occult research  and a souls pace progress.

I'm I missing something or is this sort of a 'already on the path' deal?

 :kingmeh:

regards

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2012, 01:01:08 pm »
CLAW HAMMER.



APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.




APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.











APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE TESTICALS.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2012, 03:06:26 pm »
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2012, 03:07:27 pm »
TESTICALS


TESTICALS




DIRECTLY TO TESTICALS

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2012, 03:14:59 pm »
I'm true to the game too, it's called PD and I can't lose
I've got a bunch of bad signal in the back with rants on tap
And a little bit of troll poop
Oh, oh yeah we're mocking shit
With our bip, we deal legit
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 06:57:15 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 07:02:32 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2012, 07:04:44 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2012, 07:05:02 pm »
I'm looking for illuminati.

You can buy it on the Steve Jackson Games website, or Amazon.com.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2012, 07:06:11 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2012, 07:11:45 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
Yeah, but we don't have to spoil all their secrets, now do we?

I'm looking for illuminati.

You can buy it on the Steve Jackson Games website, or Amazon.com.
Damnit, now i wanna play Illuminati with someone.  :lol: :lol:

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Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 07:35:57 pm »
You don't find them, stupid. They find you. Chances are, if they haven't found you by now, they won't.

Or maybe they HAVE, and they've implanted suggestions in his brain with F-Waves.  Suggestions like "posting inane shit on forums" and "waste your life trolling Discordians".

You gotta keep the smart ones scared and the dumb ones busy.
Oh sure, I simply meant that he didn't already get his invite, it ain't forthcoming.  :lulz:

They stopped inviting people years ago.  That's why 99% of the membership is 80+.
I got invited 2 or 3 years ago.