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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1260 on: January 09, 2013, 06:46:17 pm »
Goddammit, LMNO.

Your new band's name and logo are fucking awesome. It would be a shame if anything were to...happen to all of you.
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« Reply #1261 on: January 09, 2013, 07:21:40 pm »
While searching my last name only (for reasons unrelated to me) I saw a twitter account pop up under my name. Not having a twitter account, I clicked and have found my evil opposite - an economist that supports the Tea Party and was shitting all over the union workers in Michigan on her page (I, personally, find it rude to poop on people - opposites!). AND she listens to country music.

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« Reply #1262 on: January 09, 2013, 07:28:52 pm »
While searching my last name only (for reasons unrelated to me) I saw a twitter account pop up under my name. Not having a twitter account, I clicked and have found my evil opposite - an economist that supports the Tea Party and was shitting all over the union workers in Michigan on her page (I, personally, find it rude to poop on people - opposites!). AND she listens to country music.

Creepy

Your evil opposite is really, really evil. How many crying eagle flag gifs did she post on her twitpic page?
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1263 on: January 09, 2013, 07:53:04 pm »
Goddammit, LMNO.

Your new band's name and logo are fucking awesome. It would be a shame if anything were to...happen to all of you.

Well, I'm glad someone likes it.  You'd be surprised how many are all, "huh?"

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« Reply #1264 on: January 09, 2013, 08:00:17 pm »
While searching my last name only (for reasons unrelated to me) I saw a twitter account pop up under my name. Not having a twitter account, I clicked and have found my evil opposite - an economist that supports the Tea Party and was shitting all over the union workers in Michigan on her page (I, personally, find it rude to poop on people - opposites!). AND she listens to country music.

Creepy

Your evil opposite is really, really evil. How many crying eagle flag gifs did she post on her twitpic page?

Surprisingly few. She did post pictures of herself planting Fire Obama signs shortly before the election. A fun family activity, apparently since she brought some kids along with her.  And she's three years younger than me. Not that that's a big age difference, but there seems to be a large amount really right-leaning younger people. But a lot (though not all) of it seems to be whatever TeeVee's saying at the time, since the most I can get out them are catch-phrases and slogans
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« Reply #1265 on: January 09, 2013, 10:31:58 pm »
Oh, my god. My week sucks. This is completely unsustainable. I can't pay my mortgage AND I'm stressed out about how much I'm working, and I have a shit ton of homework due. Really, world? Fuck you.

Oh, and I have what is most likely a foreclosure notice waiting for me at the post office.
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1266 on: January 10, 2013, 01:53:28 am »
Nigel, shitty week is shitty.  :(  I feel for you.



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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1267 on: January 10, 2013, 01:58:30 am »
Nigel, shitty week is shitty.  :(  I feel for you.



Having another emotional/mental breakdown. This is probably the fourth I've had in two months.  I just can't even anymore.  I'm so disgusted with myself (which, admittedly, doesn't help matters).  Whatever.  Who even cares.  Shut the fuck up, me.
Oh, my god. My week sucks. This is completely unsustainable. I can't pay my mortgage AND I'm stressed out about how much I'm working, and I have a shit ton of homework due. Really, world? Fuck you.

Oh, and I have what is most likely a foreclosure notice waiting for me at the post office.

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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1268 on: January 10, 2013, 01:59:23 am »
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1269 on: January 10, 2013, 02:12:58 am »
Hai GAISE!
Been a while. Sure have been busy.
Poopin and eatin. Workin and POOPIN more.

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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1270 on: January 10, 2013, 02:16:52 am »
We been poopin.

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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1271 on: January 10, 2013, 02:17:54 am »
Oh, my god. My week sucks. This is completely unsustainable. I can't pay my mortgage AND I'm stressed out about how much I'm working, and I have a shit ton of homework due. Really, world? Fuck you.

Oh, and I have what is most likely a foreclosure notice waiting for me at the post office.

Aw fuck, Nigel.   :sad:
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1272 on: January 10, 2013, 02:28:55 am »
Hai GAISE!
Been a while. Sure have been busy.
Poopin and eatin. Workin and POOPIN more.

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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1273 on: January 10, 2013, 02:30:59 am »
:lol: What?
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Re: The Last Whiskey Bar
« Reply #1274 on: January 10, 2013, 02:31:45 am »
Oh, my god. My week sucks. This is completely unsustainable. I can't pay my mortgage AND I'm stressed out about how much I'm working, and I have a shit ton of homework due. Really, world? Fuck you.

Oh, and I have what is most likely a foreclosure notice waiting for me at the post office.

If anyone is going to get the world to fuck off, it would be you Nigel.
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