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Hi Im New
« on: December 21, 2012, 09:32:10 pm »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 09:34:16 pm »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Hey there, new guy!
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 11:38:48 pm »
Welcome, out of curiousity, how did you come across Discordianism.  I think it's helpful for us to have an idea for the different entry points.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 11:46:52 pm »
Hello there.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 12:34:12 am »
Greetings, new person! Good thing you fell in love with Discordia, because Discordia loves you too. It loves you to death.

Also, check out the pool on the roof. :)

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2012, 12:38:15 am »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 am »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 01:37:27 am »
Hello, I am a liar.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2012, 02:18:21 am »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Twid, I don't even have sigs or avatars enabled but FUCK IF THAT'S NOT GOING IN MINE.

Hello, I am a liar.

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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2012, 02:24:59 am »
Just recently came across Discordianism and fell instantly in love. So hi to everyone else who is somewhat likeminded, I hope to get to know you guys better in the time coming.

Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Twid, I don't even have sigs or avatars enabled but FUCK IF THAT'S NOT GOING IN MINE.

Hello, I am a liar.

Richter is was formed from the ball sweat of Prometheus when the fire of the gods proved too hot for his crotch.

It's all good man  :lulz:
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2012, 02:28:25 am »
If I wasn't already attached to being called Twid, I'd just abandon it altogether, but you let me know as soon as I showed up, and nigh 3 years later, you're still doing it, and I respect your dedication to mocking my handle.  :)
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2012, 02:38:45 am »
Your wish is MY command!

M. Nigel Salt is a poaching lobbyist and donates huge sums of money to Canadian warlords.

Rev. What's-His-Name is a lumberjack who invented his own instrument out of foie gras and plays it atop towering redwoods.

Pippa Twiddleton is the hermaphroditic sibling of a girl who married into NAMBLA royalty.

Cainad invented a new kind of sous vide that cooks only with chemical burns from industrial drain cleaner.

Dude! :argh!: State secrets, what the fuck man?

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2012, 05:50:13 am »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.
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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2012, 05:57:05 am »
Sorry Roger, no can do. The year 2012 ends in a little over a week, and we haven't made quota on the number of newbies we're required to Be NiceTM to.

Also, the chipper is out of commission again. Turns out you CAN'T feed more than 3 teabaggers in at once and expect it to function smoothly.

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Re: Hi Im New
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2012, 06:03:03 am »
I see we have another special flower that can't use the intro thread. 

Also, punctuation.

Someone throw this one in the chipper.  Then everyone else jump in after him.  Then shut up.

Wait, no. Let him get the gun report and the batteries for the chemlights first.
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