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One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« on: January 24, 2013, 06:14:28 am »


This is a band i do merchandising for via Discordia Merchandising and sell on www.discordiacultureshop.com

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-Eyed_Doll

The band has some kind of deep connection with ERIS Discordian stuff happens to them all the time. Before i started making stuff for their tours the band was already being photographed by D23photography by the owner of the Golden Apple Tattoo place in Austin Texas.

Shortly after i began producing their goods the band got involved with Adventure Quest Worlds, some kind of online RPG game where the front girl got to be an in game villain, one of the '7 Lords Of Chaos'.

Its just so much coincidence you might want to check them out fellow legion.

http://www.oneyeddoll.com

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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 06:37:31 am »
I thought everybody knew about them?
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 09:10:03 am »
Well sorry, I guess this is just for those that haven't...

Im also just taking the time to point out all the bands run ins with Discordia/ERIS because its fascinating to me.

For some reason ERIS haunts the band constantly.

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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 01:49:37 pm »
Quick question: Do you feel that a bands affiliation with discordia should in any way be a substitute for talent?

Because you haven't said anything about their music, or if it's any good.  Or what it sounds like.

Basically, your pitch was an appeal to bandwagoning, as well as blatant stereotyping.  "Hey, ALL YOU DISCORDIANS!  This band is DISCORDIAN, so you should like them!"


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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 05:14:51 pm »
Quick question: Do you feel that a bands affiliation with discordia should in any way be a substitute for talent?

Because you haven't said anything about their music, or if it's any good.  Or what it sounds like.

Basically, your pitch was an appeal to bandwagoning, as well as blatant stereotyping.  "Hey, ALL YOU DISCORDIANS!  This band is DISCORDIAN, so you should like them!"

Also a description of Discordia that's the complete opposite of any Discordia that I've come across. Superstition? Mumbo-jumbo? Aren't we the opposite of that or am I doing it wrong?
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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 05:16:15 pm »
A better logical fallacy to appeal to is "Kimberly Freeman is a pretty hot goth chick".

I mean, that grabs my attention far more than a "Discordian band".

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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 05:20:01 pm »
Quick question: Do you feel that a bands affiliation with discordia should in any way be a substitute for talent?

Because you haven't said anything about their music, or if it's any good.  Or what it sounds like.

Basically, your pitch was an appeal to bandwagoning, as well as blatant stereotyping.  "Hey, ALL YOU DISCORDIANS!  This band is DISCORDIAN, so you should like them!"

He's not going to answer.  He is functionally indistinguishable from an ad bot.
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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 05:22:42 pm »
I know. 

Cain has it right, though.  She's pretty cute.

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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 09:02:37 pm »
Hey you guys, I'm Discordian and I have to tell you about all these crazy coincidences! First of all, I was just on the Internet one day, when I stumbled on a Discordian forum. Second, at least two of my best friends and a large number of the people I associate with turn out to be Discordians! Then, I get involved in Facebook, and what do I find? NO WAY, more DISCORDIANS! Also I have found that many of my interests seem to have CRAZY Discordian references and stuff. It's just too many coincidences, so you should check out my Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/nigelnigelnigel/104362363283 and also send me money!
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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 09:26:51 pm »
THOSE ARE OUTLANDISH BEADS.


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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 09:37:26 pm »
Hey you guys, I'm Discordian and I have to tell you about all these crazy coincidences! First of all, I was just on the Internet one day, when I stumbled on a Discordian forum. Second, at least two of my best friends and a large number of the people I associate with turn out to be Discordians! Then, I get involved in Facebook, and what do I find? NO WAY, more DISCORDIANS! Also I have found that many of my interests seem to have CRAZY Discordian references and stuff. It's just too many coincidences, so you should check out my Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kalera-Stratton-The-Beadwife/103462363283 and also send me money!

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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 11:51:34 pm »
OUTLANDISH PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: One-Eyed Doll - the Discordian Connection
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 11:58:37 am »

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD MAKE TEXT LOOK LIKE THIS AND NOW I DO! DISCORDIAN OR WHAT?/color]
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