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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2015, 07:39:13 pm »
And...bump!

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2015, 01:59:39 am »
And...bump!

You have to admire his business plan:

1.  Approach as many Subgenius/Discordian groups as possible.
2.  Demand free stuff you can sell to others.
3.  When refused, throw a fucking wobbler, call everyone squares, and flounce.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2015, 03:58:37 am »
And...bump!

You have to admire his business plan:

1.  Approach as many Subgenius/Discordian groups as possible.
2.  Demand free stuff you can sell to others.
3.  When refused, throw a fucking wobbler, call everyone squares, and flounce.

 :lulz:

Is he still threatening people, bragging about the time he broke someone's car window with a bouncer's face, and following it all up with "I'm gonna go fuck my beautiful wife"?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2015, 04:11:47 am »
I don't know why he didn't like us. I thought Discordia Brand was great. Just for not the same reasons he did.
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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2015, 04:16:05 am »
I don't know why he didn't like us. I thought Discordia Brand was great. Just for not the same reasons he did.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2015, 03:49:04 pm »
And...bump!

You have to admire his business plan:

1.  Approach as many Subgenius/Discordian groups as possible.
2.  Demand free stuff you can sell to others.
3.  When refused, throw a fucking wobbler, call everyone squares, and flounce.

 :lulz:

Is he still threatening people, bragging about the time he broke someone's car window with a bouncer's face, and following it all up with "I'm gonna go fuck my beautiful wife"?

Was that him?
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2015, 03:54:26 pm »
I thought that was DEC14.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2015, 01:34:37 am »
I thought that was DEC14.

You know, they all sort of blur together for me.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2015, 01:55:08 am »
I thought that was DEC14.

You know, they all sort of blur together for me.

There is a certain type.  Hell, there are plenty of certain types.  That particular type is special, though.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2015, 02:16:23 am »
I thought that was DEC14.

You know, they all sort of blur together for me.

There is a certain type.  Hell, there are plenty of certain types.  That particular type is special, though.

If they had the power to be, they would be bullies.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2015, 03:09:47 am »
I thought that was DEC14.

You know, they all sort of blur together for me.

There is a certain type.  Hell, there are plenty of certain types.  That particular type is special, though.

If they had the power to be, they would be bullies.

There's two kinds of people that talk that kind of mess on facebooks.  Bullies, and people that wish they could be bullies.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2015, 10:57:41 am »
I thought that was DEC14.

It was definitely Gavriel.

Edit: he's now trying to crowdsource for a billboard on Facebook.

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So is there enough stand up Discordians in here to crowd source a Discordian billboard?

Of course there is the issue of what website the billboard would point people to, and most likely scare everyone away...
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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2015, 03:15:37 pm »
I thought that was DEC14.

It was definitely Gavriel.

Edit: he's now trying to crowdsource for a billboard on Facebook.

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So is there enough stand up Discordians in here to crowd source a Discordian billboard?

Of course there is the issue of what website the billboard would point people to, and most likely scare everyone away...

Jesus.  Now he's just outright conning people.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Operation Indiepreneur
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2015, 03:46:14 pm »
I thought that was DEC14.

It was definitely Gavriel.

Edit: he's now trying to crowdsource for a billboard on Facebook.

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So is there enough stand up Discordians in here to crowd source a Discordian billboard?

Of course there is the issue of what website the billboard would point people to, and most likely scare everyone away...

 :lulz: Isn't that special.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”