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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2013, 03:21:07 pm »
Absolutely.  We need to take this to the WALL.

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2013, 04:22:42 pm »
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2013, 04:24:20 pm »
And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2013, 06:26:00 pm »
Absolutely.  We need to take this to the WALL.

His Facebook wall, if need be.

This could be fun.  :lol:
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2013, 09:21:18 pm »
SNIP
Also he makes no mention of what caused this bouncer to get belligerent with him or what happened after this epic beatdown as far as any banning or legal action but im sure it was just because the guy was a dick and had nothing to do with any inappropriate or embarrassing behavior on gavs part.

Correct. the bouncer was a dick and was totally greyfaced about Gav insisting on his right to enter the bar with his sidewalk merchant booth of discordian buttons.

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #35 on: February 04, 2013, 09:42:04 pm »
SNIP
Also he makes no mention of what caused this bouncer to get belligerent with him or what happened after this epic beatdown as far as any banning or legal action but im sure it was just because the guy was a dick and had nothing to do with any inappropriate or embarrassing behavior on gavs part.

Correct. the bouncer was a dick and was totally greyfaced about Gav insisting on his right to enter the bar with his sidewalk merchant booth of discordian buttons.

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2013, 09:54:22 pm »
:lulz:

Its a fair point though. Near as i can tell the reason someone would have problems with a bouncer is because youre improperly dressed for the venue youve been banned from the place you started getting belligerent with a patron you were harassing a female patron or you were wicked fucking drunk and refused to leave or had a problem with being cut off. Considering ive been wfd at a club and never had any problems or was asked to leave then maybe its because of being a wfd asshole. Either way chances are good youre at fault.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2013, 03:46:58 am »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

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« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2013, 04:13:14 am »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2013, 04:21:07 am »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2013, 04:48:11 am »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2013, 11:28:53 am »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2013, 03:04:34 pm »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2013, 03:07:56 pm »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

Yeah, the lack of effort was apparent. Suu and I tried to point out to him that if you make us interested in who you are we'll be more interested in buying your stuff.

Then he said something about not taking advice from writers and musicians. It's not coming from there though, is it? It's coming from people who live in a society barraged by advertisements at every turn. You shut it off after awhile. You get annoyed at blatant attempts to sell shit from people you don't know. It will take effort to cut through all of that interference. When you watch TV, you take a piss and get more beer when the ads come on. Maybe I DID miss a cool product. Not my fault. Maybe you ARE pitching a cool product, but if your commercial is annoying, or makes no sense, I'm going to zone out before I see your brand logo.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2013, 03:19:13 pm »
I have more crap than I have room for anyway. I have crap in storage. I don't need more crap.

He lost me back at "One-Eyed Doll is RILLY DISCORDIAN because ZOMFG RANDOM WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE IN THAT LINE OF WORK WHO TRAVEL AND STUFF.

Of course, it's not like he'd take ADVICE from them. Not like he would a REAL person, like Zuck or somebody.
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