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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2013, 03:41:24 pm »
I have more crap than I have room for anyway. I have crap in storage. I don't need more crap.

He lost me back at "One-Eyed Doll is RILLY DISCORDIAN because ZOMFG RANDOM WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE IN THAT LINE OF WORK WHO TRAVEL AND STUFF.

Of course, it's not like he'd take ADVICE from them. Not like he would a REAL person, like Zuck or somebody.


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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2013, 05:53:30 pm »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2013, 06:09:43 pm »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.

Holy fuck, you're right! Ladies and Gentlemen, we have us a bona fide unicorn - the annoyance of spam, Dressed in a cheap, ill-fitting, off the peg suit and a tendency to repeat your first name every sentence.

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2013, 07:04:07 pm »
yup.  bouncer's job is to weed out untenable assholes.  they don't get paid to be indiscriminate and lose the joint money, and apparently this guy didn't even make it through the front gate.  :lol:

I wonder if Gav got sued for dental work. I would if I were the bouncer, at the very least.

Providing, of course, that the story is true and not just puffing up like a cat running at you side ways.

Surely his story is true, Gav is a salesman, what reason would he have to lie?

He's not a salesman, he's a spammer, there's a difference. Salesmen have to at least make an effort.

he actually seems to be rather confused on that point.
a spammer wouldn't respond at all.  cast a wide net and keep moving.
this guy's special.

He's been booted off all the FB pages except for TDS and Cram's group.  Because ALL he ever does is pester people to buy the schlock he's swiped off of other people.

I made the mistake of attending a Discordian meetup in Tucson, back in the day.  One other guy showed up...Bad sign.  He spent 2 hours telling me what an entrepenuer he was, before I was rescued by a Pastafarian, Ben, who I have become really good friends with.

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2014, 12:51:10 pm »
And he's back!   :lulz:
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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2014, 12:51:45 pm »
Goddamnit!  I was just writing "inb4 TGRR and Gavriel" too...

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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2014, 12:56:18 pm »
Goddamnit!  I was just writing "inb4 TGRR and Gavriel" too...

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2014, 01:55:45 pm »
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

What?

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2014, 01:56:15 pm »
Anyone know where I can buy some Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons?

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2014, 01:57:55 pm »
"Give these bitter bitches something uplifting to criticize"

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Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2014, 02:01:58 pm »
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« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2014, 02:04:24 pm »
Discordia Brand is a subsidiary of Cowardly Editing Messages Because You're Too Much of a Wimp To Handle Direct Online Confrontation, Which is Hilarious Given Your Previous Internet Tough Guy Posting...International Holding Group.

Wasn't Gav the one that went around beating the teeth out of bouncers?
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« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2014, 02:05:54 pm »
The very same.  Before going home and having RED HOT HETROSEXUAL SEX.  WITH HIS WIFE.  WHO IS TOTALLY NOT HIS HAND.

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« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2014, 02:06:36 pm »
The very same.  Before going home and having RED HOT HETROSEXUAL SEX.  WITH HIS WIFE.  WHO IS TOTALLY NOT HIS HAND.

I am in awe of his manliness.
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« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2014, 02:07:10 pm »
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