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The Checklist
« on: February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 pm »
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob.  Let's assemble it.

1.  Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2.  Check out my website.
3.  You're not REAL Discordians™!
4.  Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5.  Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6.  I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.  Help me out, here.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2013, 08:33:36 pm »
7.  Fandom everywhere.
8.  SIGILZ
9.  IM A BIG SHOT OVER AT.....
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 pm »
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2013, 08:34:38 pm »
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?

there's the UmadBro?! type as well.

Specifically, the life cycle of the noob evangelist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 08:35:35 pm »
10.  Claims to be Emperor Norton II, Eris, etc.
11.  Cites RAW as the source of True Discordia™.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 pm »
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 08:36:34 pm »
12.  Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).


Beat me to it  :argh!:

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 08:58:56 pm »
13. No no, I didn't mean that I meant [barely revised restatement of exactly the thing they just said they did not mean].
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 08:59:56 pm »
"Oh but I'm so outlandish" belongs in there, doesn't it?

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 10:21:57 pm »
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 10:25:05 pm »
15. If you knew me IRL, you would like me.
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 pm »
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2013, 10:57:19 pm »
16.  The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).

Synonymous with ASSBURGERS?
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2013, 10:58:44 pm »
17.  Look at my fetish / lifestyle / all the sex I am getting!  (beyond just platonic outlandish)
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Re: The Checklist
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2013, 11:07:34 pm »
18.  Hi, my name is Steve Jackson.
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