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I am now running for Mexico.
« on: February 20, 2013, 03:19:32 am »
I trust I have your vote.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 03:21:15 am »
Absolutely. What's the worst that could happen?  :lulz:
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2013, 03:21:36 am »
The whole thing.  All of it.  Yes.  :)
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2013, 03:24:49 am »
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2013, 03:26:42 am »
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 03:27:06 am »
CHAKNS!

 :argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 03:27:14 am »
If elected Mexico, I promise a chicken in every yard.  Whether or not you want one.

Chickens would be great. They'll eat all the fucking bugs. Got fleas the size of chihuahuas, here. I'll vote for you twice!

Vote early, vote often.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 03:27:38 am »
CHAKNS!

 :argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!

You will if I win the election.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 03:28:50 am »
CHAKNS!

 :argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!

You will if I win the election.

YAY.  I'LL VOTE FOR YOU NINE TIMES.
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2013, 03:31:16 am »
CHAKNS!

 :argh!: I'M NOT ALLOWED CHAKNS!



Fixed your problem. No one will know you have chickens, now! :P
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2013, 04:52:03 am »
I already have one. Does this mean that I have to have two? Shoe Ears will be pleased, but I dunno...
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2013, 04:54:08 am »
*shoves microphone into TGRR's face*
What is your position on chicken fuckers?
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2013, 12:18:24 pm »
You've got my vote.
As far as i know this is the first time a Mexico will be elected.
What will you do with the previous Mexico?
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 12:21:01 pm »
I hope this includes furry Polar chickens.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2013, 02:17:09 pm »
I don't have any chickens.

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