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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2013, 02:17:32 pm »
*shoves microphone into TGRR's face*
What is your position on chicken fuckers?

THEY NEED TO KEEP FUCKING
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2013, 03:55:04 pm »
ROGER FOR MEXICO 2013!
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2013, 04:15:09 pm »
Oh.

My opponent appears to have shown his untrustworthy, reptilian face.


I am Eater of Clowns, and I want to be your Mexico.

What "The" Good Reverend Roger doesn't tell you is that before his Mexico ambition, he was Cuba.

As Cuba, The Good "Reverend" Roger declared himself Chief Importer of Jamaican Jerk, edging out the Ramon Carrasquillo's seventy generation Jamaican Jerk importing business with LEGISLATIVE ABUSE.

As Cuba, The "Good" Reverend Roger then led his posse of Jamaican Jerks to move the Cuban border three inches outward on all sides every third Saturday for eight years.  This spread of land mass was solely responsible for rising ocean waters.1

Of course The Good Reverend "Roger" is in favor of chicken fucking!  With his monopoly on Jamaican Jerks, tenderized chickens could only solidify his power base.

Vote for Eater of "Clowns" for Mexico, friends.  You deserve a Mexico with abundant teeth, lush hair, and an only somewhat offensive odor.

Eater of Clowns,
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2013, 04:22:05 pm »
The Good Reverend Roger is psychologically allergic to all socks that don't contain alpaca wool.

TGRR,
what's that motherfucker got against nylon?

Eater of Clowns for a variety of stocking materials.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2013, 04:24:40 pm »
The Good Reverend Roger cannot achieve orgasm within three miles of a CostCo.

TGRR,
do you want a Mexico whose junk is so picky?

Eater of Clowns against temperamental erections.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2013, 04:27:51 pm »
The Good Reverend Roger can only eat pork marinated in children's Robitussin.

TGRR,
stealing medicine from sick kids.

Eater of Clowns can handle adult strength cold treatments.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2013, 04:57:57 pm »
This just jumped up a notch.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2013, 05:19:12 pm »
The fact is, running for Mexico is meaningless.  You're all just complicit in a system of being Mexico or not being Mexico.  It's a two Mexican con.

Only being post-Mexico will bring about real change.  Occupy Mexico, man.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2013, 05:32:48 pm »
#YoSoyMexico

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2013, 06:20:14 pm »
Gee. Now I don't know who I should vote for. I mean, I like chicken. But not so much reptiles and temperamental erections.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2013, 06:27:17 pm »
Gee. Now I don't know who I should vote for. I mean, I like chicken. But not so much reptiles and temperamental erections.

Reptile fucking a chicken:  WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

Yeah, I admit it, I'm a fucking reptile.  I can cling to a wall with the best of them.  But what of it?  Are You People racist?  I mean, look what the mammals have managed to fuck up while THEY have been in charge.

Vote smart.  Vote Reptile.
TGRR for Mexico, 2013.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2013, 08:34:03 pm »
I ask you. 

Do you trust a man that does not know the true value of suckling at the nourishing teat of prosperity? 

Can you stand to vote for an individual whose closest approximation to that experience is wallowing in the heat lamp of mediocrity?

This is a joke.  I almost think The Good Reverend isn't running for Mexico and meant to say he's running for Mexico.  Like for awareness.

Well Roger, as your future Mexico, I appreciate your efforts.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2013, 07:04:17 am »
 :eek: This race for Mexico is one of the hardest choices ever.

Let the candidates have a debate!
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2013, 10:29:35 am »
I want to know which Mexico has better Pulque.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2013, 12:06:19 pm »
THIS IS THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER!