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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #75 on: February 25, 2013, 04:44:36 pm »
SLOW DOWN, my friends.

I AM slowing down.  I'm running like a mad bastard, but I'm up to my hips in mud, acid, and stupid people.  It's like one of those dreams, you know, not the one with Jerve Villachez crawling up your leg with a rose in his teeth.  No.  The other OTHER dream, where you can't seem to run worth a damn, and Al Haig and Richard Nixon are after you, waving affidavits and screaming that it wasn't their fault, it was YOUR fault and now you have to PAY, while Ed Meese clings to your back whispering into your ear about how porn causes rape and how you need to be LOCKED UP for YOUR OWN GOOD.

So I am slow.  Because it's the CONE ZONE, and we have to be SAFE.

ETA:  So I don't WANNA be Mexico anymore.  I want to be the 21st century.  I have TEETH with which to GRIN, and I laugh all the time.  Not a healthy laugh, but it's a laugh and that's what counts.

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Folks, I think we have our new 21st Century.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #76 on: February 25, 2013, 04:48:36 pm »
Amigos,

Do not let the nominations for the current century disrupt your work. The gringos have still not provided long form sombreros.

The liberul media is trying to distract you with talk of witch hats!

Madre dios!

Amigos, please, write to your freinds in the world and highlight the cause. OUR MEXICO HAS NO SOMBRERO.

Only you can keep Mexico, Mexican.

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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #77 on: May 17, 2018, 10:28:35 pm »
Amigos,

Do not let the nominations for the current century disrupt your work. The gringos have still not provided long form sombreros.

The liberul media is trying to distract you with talk of witch hats!

Madre dios!

Amigos, please, write to your freinds in the world and highlight the cause. OUR MEXICO HAS NO SOMBRERO.

Only you can keep Mexico, Mexican.

El 3/7'sthshs (We've grown!  A bit!)

It has been 5 long years, and neither sombreros nor the second half of the joke have been produced.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #78 on: May 17, 2018, 11:15:48 pm »
This is not going to end well.
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Re: I am now running for Mexico.
« Reply #79 on: May 19, 2018, 07:11:04 pm »
This ends with EOC explaining to idiot that he's in mexico.

He's probably going to be doing that from an adjacent cell, which is the bad news for him.


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