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PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« on: March 12, 2013, 07:46:57 am »
http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2013/03/according-to-peta-zerglings-have-feelings-too/

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Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. Much stranger. Much, much, MUCH stranger. Everyone’s “favorite” animal rights group PETA has once again turned their burning, Eye of Sauron gaze towards the video game industry and as always the results are just short of sheer insanity.


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Re: PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 03:31:07 pm »
Consider the source.  :lol:

PETA needs to stick to making undercover films at factory farms and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Re: PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 03:35:21 pm »
MURPHY BROWN, THERE'S A DAN QUAYLE ON THE LINE!
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Re: PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 06:17:33 pm »
Oh my god, this is  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 01:29:39 am »
I now realize that I have made a huge mistake by not joining PETA and gunning for the top ranks.

Because it is quite clear at this point that the whole thing is an elaborate way to swindle money out of brain-addled suburban white people and spend it entirely on trolling.

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Re: PETA: Zerglings Have Feelings Too
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 05:39:40 am »
I now realize that I have made a huge mistake by not joining PETA and gunning for the top ranks.

Because it is quite clear at this point that the whole thing is an elaborate way to swindle money out of brain-addled suburban white people and spend it entirely on trolling.

It's a TROLL FUND.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”