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Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« on: April 21, 2013, 10:54:09 pm »
*UPDATED*

Game consists of two parties, one on Saturday, one on Sunday.  Game started 5 weeks ago.

So far:

Beater McVee, Samurai 4, Sunday crew, killed by a Black Skeleton outside the graveyard.  4/07/2013
Abbanon, Paladin 5, died from stepping on a Glazebru in the Fountain of Pestilence.  4/13/2013
Stella, Fighter 5, eaten by a trapper in her sleep, 4/20/2013
Lenny, Paladin 5, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Kara, Fighter 4/rogue 2, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Darius the Wizard 4, death by poison gas, 4/20/2013
Mordecai the Cleric 5, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Shivka the Wizard 4, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Johan Steelballs, Monk 3, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Beater McVee Mk II, Wiz1/Ftr 4, killed by the Archmages curse (1080 POINTS OF DAMAGE, 1 ROUND), 6/16/2013
Amelia Lucretia and Pigasaurus, Killed by giant anaconda, 7/7/2013
Ziva, Clr 6, Killed by The Big Stone Head Thingie, 7/7/2013

Oh, and all those 4/20/2013 dates? 

TPK, BITCHES!
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« Last Edit: September 15, 2013, 04:59:48 am by Dirty Old Uncle Roger »
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2013, 10:59:36 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2013, 10:54:09 pm
Game consists of two parties, one on Saturday, one on Sunday.  Game started 5 weeks ago.

So far:

Beater McVee, Samurai, Sunday crew, killed by a Black Skeleton outside the graveyard.  4/07/2013
Abbanon, Paladin, died from stepping on a Glazebru in the Fountain of Pestilence.  4/13/2013
Stella, Fighter, eaten by a trapper in her sleep, 4/20/2013
Lenny, Paladin, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Kara, Fighter/rogue, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Darius the Wizard, death by poison gas, 4/20/2013
Mordecai the Cleric, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Shivka the Wizard, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Johan Steelballs, Monk, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013

Oh, and all those 4/20/2013 dates? 

TPK, BITCHES!
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Ok, I'll bite..
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2013, 11:00:14 pm »
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 10:59:36 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2013, 10:54:09 pm
Game consists of two parties, one on Saturday, one on Sunday.  Game started 5 weeks ago.

So far:

Beater McVee, Samurai, Sunday crew, killed by a Black Skeleton outside the graveyard.  4/07/2013
Abbanon, Paladin, died from stepping on a Glazebru in the Fountain of Pestilence.  4/13/2013
Stella, Fighter, eaten by a trapper in her sleep, 4/20/2013
Lenny, Paladin, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Kara, Fighter/rogue, eaten by a trapper, 4/20/2013
Darius the Wizard, death by poison gas, 4/20/2013
Mordecai the Cleric, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Shivka the Wizard, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013
Johan Steelballs, Monk, killed by the Roach Man, 4/20/2013

Oh, and all those 4/20/2013 dates? 

TPK, BITCHES!
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"TPK! TPK! TPK"

Ok, I'll bite..

Total Party Kill.
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2013, 11:14:37 pm »
Oh I know what a TPK is...

How did you manage that?
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2013, 11:19:08 pm »
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 11:14:37 pm
Oh I know what a TPK is...

How did you manage that?

The party decided to rest in The Last One Inn, an inn that's actually in part of the dungeon, assuming that the Roach Man the innkeeper) looked SO nasty that he had to be a good guy.  Silly hippies.  Granted, they did post guards, but it only made things more horrible.

Three PCs in one room get gassed, one goes out, the other two drag him into the hallway.

Meanwhile, the other 4 get attacked by the "carpet", a trapper, which devours them one at a time, until only Shivka the enchanter is left, who retreats into the hallway (trapper is at 68/117 HP by this point, and she's out of spells), meeting up with the others.  The three PCs still on their feet are attacked by Roach Man, who manages to take out the monk, then the cleric, then poor old Shivka.  Then eats Darius, the wizard who got gassed.



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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2013, 11:24:02 pm »
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2013, 11:19:08 pm
Quote from: Pixie on April 21, 2013, 11:14:37 pm
Oh I know what a TPK is...

How did you manage that?

The party decided to rest in The Last One Inn, an inn that's actually in part of the dungeon, assuming that the Roach Man the innkeeper) looked SO nasty that he had to be a good guy.  Silly hippies.  Granted, they did post guards, but it only made things more horrible.

Three PCs in one room get gassed, one goes out, the other two drag him into the hallway.

Meanwhile, the other 4 get attacked by the "carpet", a trapper, which devours them one at a time, until only Shivka the enchanter is left, who retreats into the hallway (trapper is at 68/117 HP by this point, and she's out of spells), meeting up with the others.  The three PCs still on their feet are attacked by Roach Man, who manages to take out the monk, then the cleric, then poor old Shivka.  Then eats Darius, the wizard who got gassed.
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 05:18:35 am »
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2013, 05:00:02 am »
Updated at top.
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2014, 08:49:02 pm »
The campaign is over, with the last group being eradicated except for the arcane trickster, who legged it for the hills.

I will post the complete obituary later, for posterity (ie, so I can cut and paste it for gloating purposes).
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Re: Rappan Athuk (Pathfinder Release)/Tsar Obituaries.
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2014, 08:56:32 pm »
Wow.  I'd love to hear these tales!
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2014, 08:58:41 pm »
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 24, 2014, 08:56:32 pm
Wow.  I'd love to hear these tales!

I'll write up the funnier bits over the next 3 days.

The last battle was kinda dismal, actually. 
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