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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2013, 05:24:08 pm »
my bad that was missouri, who was having the space aliens talk. Apparently they have already forbidden sustainable development.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/08/agenda-21-vote-missouri_n_3040436.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

edit: apparently this is a thing. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/agenda-21-ban-alabama_n_1680565.html

Although honestly I don't know any back story on agenda 21 so I could be off base, although it seems rather benign. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21

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Agenda 21 is a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development.[1]
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2013, 06:00:47 pm »
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2013, 06:02:50 pm »
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2013, 06:04:19 pm »
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

Oh, is this like the Georgia Guidestones thing?
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2013, 06:45:36 pm »
Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2013, 06:47:40 pm »
Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2013, 07:00:44 pm »
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2013, 09:35:03 pm »
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #23 on: April 16, 2013, 11:28:00 pm »
Area 51... Hangar... 18... 911... 2012... now agenda 21

What the fuck is it with these conspiracy freaks and anything with a number in?
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #24 on: April 16, 2013, 11:44:17 pm »
Area 51... Hangar... 18... 911... 2012... now agenda 21

What the fuck is it with these conspiracy freaks and anything with a number in?

Sounds more mysterious when you talk about it.

Like every fart-huffing group, they compete with each other.
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2013, 12:28:47 am »
Apparently this bill has been defeated in other states. http://www.una-okc.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-are-awesome.html

The SB23 in Oklahoma is particularly insidious, fortunately it was one of the ones struck down.
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« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2013, 02:26:40 am »
Apparently this bill has been defeated in other states. http://www.una-okc.blogspot.com/2013/04/you-are-awesome.html

The SB23 in Oklahoma is particularly insidious, fortunately it was one of the ones struck down.
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Senate Bill 23 Would Prohibit Universities and State Agencies from Purchasing Reports or Resources from the World Meteorological Organization, the World Health Organization, the Food and Agriculture Organization, UNESCO, the World Food Programme, and Any Other "Non-Governmental or Inter-Governmental Organization Defined in Agenda 21"

It's not real education if you look at just ANYTHING.

You seem a little less than motivated about the whole thing, citizen.
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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2013, 03:58:33 am »
Lo, fourscore and 20 years ago, the hidden leaders of the world, known as "the United Nations", gathered in secret, sacrificed good Christian Children to the Marxist Satan and drank their blood and then declared "though shalt take steps to not entirely fuck up the environment.  Here are a number of non-legally binding suggestions we would like you to consider".

And thus did evil enter the heart of America.

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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2013, 04:06:44 am »
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

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Re: ...and it's time to play "The Stupidest Thing I've Heard All Day"
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2013, 06:18:31 am »
Agenda 21 is the new conspiracy freak bogeyman.  They bill it as a means by which to provoke a dieback of 70-80% of the population.

OH GOD I WISH THEY WERE RIGHT.

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