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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2013, 02:13:46 am »

I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask


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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #91 on: April 30, 2013, 02:30:48 am »


Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"

(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)

Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #92 on: April 30, 2013, 11:49:47 am »
I wanna read the rest of this thread now. It's gotta be something like "what's the creepiest thing a child has ever said to you" on r/ask

Took a bit of Googling, but it's http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1d2v7i/parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #94 on: April 30, 2013, 08:15:46 pm »


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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #95 on: April 30, 2013, 10:11:23 pm »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2013, 04:45:38 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2013, 04:53:11 am »


Eeeee! An authentic modern retelling (reoccurrence?) of the 1001 Nights story "King Sindibad and his Loyal Falcon!"

(King Sindibad is chilling out with some wine under a palm tree, but his falcon keeps freaking out and spilling all his wine. After the third offense, the king kills his falcon, only to notice a viper in the palm tree that had been dripping venom into his cup.)

Bonus points for the role reversal of a loyal snake.

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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2013, 08:49:35 pm »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2013, 12:07:51 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2013, 02:20:23 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2013, 02:42:27 am »
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #102 on: May 02, 2013, 02:59:22 am »
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #103 on: May 02, 2013, 04:37:50 am »
I think there are folks on here who get photosensitive seizures; that gif might be a bit much for them.

I'm OK with it. The ones that make things go ragey and weird are the high-contrast rapidly blinky ones.
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Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2013, 04:40:52 am »


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