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ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« on: April 30, 2013, 04:14:29 am »
Tomorrow waffle night will be upon me again. Previous waffle nights have featured such fare as:

     * Waffled chicken patties (cooked chicken + breadcrumbs + egg)
     * Waffled black bean burgers (black bean burger recipe, waffled)
     * Waffled hash browns
     * Womlettes
     * Waffled burgers (not interested in doing that again, too messy)
     * Waffle biscuits
     * Radish waffle (smells terrible cooking)
     * Avocado and sundried tomato waffle


So, what horrors should I unleash this time? No fish, no shellfish, and nothing crazy expensive, please.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 04:20:24 am »
Another veggie burger recipe - generally sauteed in olive oil but I'm curious if it waffles, so if you do it let me know what happens:

2 tablespoons ground pecans or cashews (or both)
 3/4 cups seasoned (or plain) bread crumbs
 1/2 small onion (minced)
 1 clove garlic (minced)
  red or orange sweet bell pepper
 1/4 cup minced mushrooms
 1 or 2 hot chilis
 hoisin sauce to taste
  cup cooked rice (white, brown, wild, whatever you like)
 salt & black pepper to taste
 2 tablespoons potato flakes or 1 egg to bind
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 05:08:05 am »
Pizza waffle. Either use the waffle as the base for a pizza or mix the pre-cooked meat into the batter and top with sauce and cheese.


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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 07:19:24 am »
Waffle tacos
Falafelwaffles
Chocowaffles
Cornbread waffles
Latke waffles
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2013, 11:27:09 am »

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 02:25:11 pm »
Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work :?
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 03:09:14 pm »
Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 03:14:58 pm »
Canned salmon croquet waffles. 
Potted meat sandwiches, smushed into waffles.
Hey, you asked for terrible.

potted meat -> spam?
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2013, 04:58:10 pm »
Okay, definitely going to try the falafelwaffle and pizza, trying to figure out how on earth to make a tacowaffle work :?

Make the waffle out of masa dough, put taco toppings on it.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2013, 04:58:50 pm »

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it.  :lol:
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2013, 06:09:34 pm »
Okay, preliminary plan for tonight:
     - Regular waffles with breakfast sausage or bacon (for boring people)
     - Roasted pepper waffles topped with grilled peppers, onions, and sausage
     - Pizza waffles: tomato paste, parmesan cheese, and chopped pepperoni chunks in batter, topped with melted italian cheese blend
     - Falafelwaffles: http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/My-Favorite-Falafel-231755
     - Fruit and nut waffles: dried mixed fruit with chopped walnuts, topped with apricot jam
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2013, 06:19:26 pm »
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2013, 06:26:59 pm »

Falafelwaffles


saying felafelwaffle is making me giggle

It had a similar effect on me when I typed it.  :lol:

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2013, 06:55:43 pm »
Melt jolly ranchers, use as syrup.

Coat in unused coffee grounds and A-1 sauce, constrain with toothpicks and string, boil for 2 hours.

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