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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #75 on: July 10, 2013, 06:01:16 am »
I love these recent "more exotic" waffle suggestions. I think you need to do it. For your guests.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #76 on: July 10, 2013, 06:01:54 am »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #77 on: July 10, 2013, 01:23:34 pm »
Waffles without syrup.


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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #78 on: July 10, 2013, 03:09:50 pm »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #79 on: July 10, 2013, 04:32:59 pm »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

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I dunno, I think it would be pretty good, if you threw some quinoa in.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #80 on: July 10, 2013, 04:34:54 pm »
Anchovy Sardine Waffles.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #81 on: July 10, 2013, 04:39:16 pm »
I just had a terrible waffle idea (waffles rockefeller) which led to an AMAZING waffle idea (po' boy with waffles as the buns).
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #82 on: July 10, 2013, 04:41:14 pm »
Waffle po'boy?




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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #83 on: July 10, 2013, 05:20:33 pm »
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #84 on: July 10, 2013, 08:59:55 pm »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
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...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #85 on: July 11, 2013, 01:38:11 am »
I think you should use whiskey instead of water or milk to make the waffle batter. Waffles that get you drunk.
The alcohol would cook off.
...Would suggest creation of an alcoholic syrup blend for the sweet waffles.

I imagine pureeing a fruit jelly with a matching fruit liquor and lots of sugar might work.

No it wouldn't. Waffle irons don't get hot enough for long enough. Alcohol is harder to cook off than people think it is.
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...Alcohol isn't my fave anyway.
...Something I've been meaning to figure out how to make are chocolate rum balls, and those do, in fact, get you drunk.

There's a recipe for chocolate salty balls in my cookie thread that'll fuck you up if you have enough ;)
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #86 on: July 11, 2013, 03:09:08 am »
Those things were DOPE AS FUCK.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #87 on: July 11, 2013, 03:15:46 am »
Potato chip waffles. Top with your choice of ketchup, mayo, mustard, whatever.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #88 on: July 11, 2013, 03:18:06 am »
Sure it's been done before, but it occurred to me that waffles + syrup + ice cream + blender = awesome waffle milkshake. Maybe blend separate so that the waffles aren't liquified, just waffle chunks. Garnish with slice of waffle.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #89 on: July 11, 2013, 04:45:11 am »
Waffle cone waffles with waffle fries.
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