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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #90 on: July 11, 2013, 05:58:15 am »
Those things were DOPE AS FUCK.

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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #91 on: July 11, 2013, 05:58:59 am »
Just stopped by the store, no plain quinoa so I guess I'm cooking up the instant garlic stuff and using that. Maybe a couple cloves of garlic mixed in, because too much is not a thing.

Also on the menu: honey apricot walnut waffles.

There's such a thing as instant garlic quinoa?  :eek:

Apparently it comes in a variety of flavors and offerings. : http://www.earthlychoice.com/easy-quinoa.html

Freakish!

I dunno, I think it would be pretty good, if you threw some quinoa in.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #92 on: July 11, 2013, 05:59:29 am »
Yeah, I think I have my mission for the day. Time to go find some crackin' fresh hood canal oysters.

I want.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #93 on: April 24, 2015, 09:25:18 pm »
I've had waffles on the brain for a while.

Blueberry and Blue Waffles
Gotta think about ratios, might use this as a topper: http://www.food.com/recipe/blueberry-blue-cheese-dip-130573

The Green Stuff
Spinach is a must, maybe kale and mustard greens? Top it with herby butter

The "A" Waffle
Avocado, asparagus, artichoke, topped with arugula

The Bee's Knees
Honeycomb, brie and chopped walnut, garnish with edible flowers of some kind

The Fat American
Jalapeno, bacon, cheddar, top with onion strings and ranch or bbq
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2015, 09:44:04 am »
I've had waffles on the brain for a while.

The Bee's Knees
Honeycomb, brie and chopped walnut, garnish with edible flowers of some kind

That sounds delicious!
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #95 on: April 25, 2015, 05:36:49 pm »
The "B" Waffle
Brussels sprouts, bacon, and butternut squash. Pre-cook em' in a pan with a little oil and pepper, puree some for inside the waffle and top with the remaining chunks.

Entirely Too Herby
Fresh basil, rosemary, thyme, sage, chives, and whatever else you can get your hands on. Top with herby butter.

The New England Fall
Chopped pieces of maple candy, small pre-cooked apple pieces, top with apple butter and real maple syrup. (maybe leave out the apple chunks?)

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Five trendy food items chosen at random (based on availability). Items may include: greek yogurt, kale, pomegranate, goji berries, acai berries, quinoa, chia seeds, wheat grass, coconut oil, etc.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #96 on: April 25, 2015, 05:38:26 pm »
I was planning on making a waffle breakfast this morning, but the kids are all asleep. Maybe I'll make waffles for dinner instead.
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Re: ITT: You give me terrible ideas for waffles
« Reply #97 on: May 11, 2017, 09:23:17 am »
Found this how-to cookig video online:

Waffle Club Sandwich

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And there's also this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEQuwGqy4VU

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And I've always wanted to try this:
Moon Waffles
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