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« on: April 30, 2013, 09:39:28 am »
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hundreds-of-Jugs-of-Urine-Found-in-Newtown-Home-205244791.html
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 Newtown police made a bizarre discovery last week when they found between 200 and 300 plastic one- gallon jugs filled with urine in a home on Route 34 in the Sandy Hook section of Newtown.

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Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 10:14:25 am »
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.

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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 10:35:37 am »
I've never personally owned more then one, and it never exceeded 3 liters.

The real question though: how are your stocks of poop looking?

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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 03:55:01 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2013, 04:56:56 pm »
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 05:05:10 pm »
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 05:46:30 pm »
That is, indeed, incredibly weird.

Stored ammunition.  Homeowner is probably a truck driver.  Piss jugs hurled out the window of the semi are their weapon of choice.

 :lulz:

Maybe they were stockpiling sulphur.

Just in case.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 10:02:02 pm »
My first thought past "sick fuck" was that whoever was stocking this may have been selling the pee to potheads for drug tests

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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2013, 10:05:06 pm »
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2013, 10:05:33 pm »
Thread over.
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2013, 01:32:46 am »
I heard they contacted the owner and said "Urine a lot of trouble!"

I bet he was pissed

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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2013, 01:36:57 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2013, 01:51:35 am »
Leaving this thread now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2013, 07:52:01 pm »
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: hundreds of jugs of piss...
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2013, 08:16:15 pm »
Leaving this thread now.
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it was a piss thread to begin with.

Maybe they were into natural dyes?

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