Author Topic: one ReAlLy important thing to do when introducing someone else to Discordianism  (Read 1595 times)

Chucklemaster

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Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
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Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.



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In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.
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In that scenario, your first mistake was introducing someone to Discordianism.

Why would you do that to a perfectly decent human being?

You monster.

I heard this in GLaDOS' voice.

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Discordianism is terrible.

EOS.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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SRSLY.

Just LOOK at this place.

Have you SEEN the drug threads?

Assbags, the lot of them.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Make sure you're not telling them to be a Discordian.
Not that anyone does this, but it's quite important to not being a complete douche.
End failed rant.
Or kill me.

Verily

This new guy seems good.


So far.

Thanks! It's good to feel suspicious but welcome.
blah blah blah the rest of the song

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you all seem very nice

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discordia is like offering flax tea... it will help with the mind's gallstones, but you cannot force them to drink it (drink what? the gallstone?the pee? the tea? oh i see!) but if they refuse you can recite this haiku:

gobble gobble go
go go gobble gobble go
gobble gobble no

now shush stoner

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I sometimes just call people either popes or fendersons and try not to explain further
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This thread makes me deeply suspicious.
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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This thread makes me deeply suspicious.

Duh.

It's the FB guys.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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