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I'm done.
« on: May 23, 2013, 02:03:17 am »
I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to be part of it anymore.

YOU'RE to blame, you insipid, flavourless rectal warts.
EVERY time I post a QUESTION on THAT SITE, I GET LIKES.
Every time I post good material, I get LIKES.
Every time I post something vaguely amusing, I get dozens of comments.

I'm moving to the desert (or glacier as we call it here) to live as a hermit and SHOUT BILE ALL OVER IT UNTIL IT FUCKING MELTS.

THEN, I'll come to your TOWNS to SHIT ALL OVER THEM with EXTREME PREJUDICE.

Fuck you.

Or Kill Everyone.
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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 02:11:40 am »
Facebook is for flamewars and trolling. That, and seeing pictures of old friends' babies you've never met in person or only see once a year, and for keeping in touch with that one old weird guy you're fond of but don't actually know that well.
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 02:31:37 am »
Oh I know. This rant is brought to you by the pages I admin over there.
I post a contest? ANSWER THIS QUESTION AND WIN A BUNCH OF FREE STUFF!!!! LIKE
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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 02:34:56 am »
I'm done. I'm out. I don't want to be part of it anymore.

YOU'RE to blame, you insipid, flavourless rectal warts.
EVERY time I post a QUESTION on THAT SITE, I GET LIKES.
Every time I post good material, I get LIKES.
Every time I post something vaguely amusing, I get dozens of comments.

I'm moving to the desert (or glacier as we call it here) to live as a hermit and SHOUT BILE ALL OVER IT UNTIL IT FUCKING MELTS.

THEN, I'll come to your TOWNS to SHIT ALL OVER THEM with EXTREME PREJUDICE.

Fuck you.

Or Kill Everyone.

Come to Tucson, Waffle.  Come to Tucson and live forever.

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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 02:36:04 am »
I'm tempted. I need some Tuscon in me.
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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 02:37:30 am »
I'm tempted. I need some Tuscon in me.

You know where we are.  Take a left turn at Phoenix, and don't stop for anything.  ANYTHING.  Call me when you are nearly here, and I'll turn off the landmines.

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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 02:39:04 am »
What if I'm on a bicycle? I don't actually have a driver's license. Would I need one over there?
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 02:40:11 am »
What if I'm on a bicycle? I don't actually have a driver's license. Would I need one over there?

Were there any bicycles in Road Warrior?

You'd better fly.  I can arrange an escort from the airport.  LAND IN DAYLIGHT.

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 02:43:14 am »
Good point. I'll fly. In the morning.
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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2013, 02:57:40 am »
i gotta admit.  i don't understand the facebook hate.
at first it seemed natural to join in the fun, because BIG BROTHER!
but then i stopped giving a shit about that, and now most of the hate seems to be 'facebook is dumb/useless.'

the thing i don't understand is people using facebook as a tool to find fools that they aren't friends with arguing about inane things, and then complaining about that very thing.

i use facebook as a means of communicating with friends and family about things that we are likely to have mutual interest in, and keep up with regular life updates.  it seems to work fine as a means for that, and is what i believe it is meant to be used as.

am i right, or am i just missing a joke?

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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2013, 03:00:06 am »
i gotta admit.  i don't understand the facebook hate.
at first it seemed natural to join in the fun, because BIG BROTHER!
but then i stopped giving a shit about that, and now most of the hate seems to be 'facebook is dumb/useless.'

the thing i don't understand is people using facebook as a tool to find fools that they aren't friends with arguing about inane things, and then complaining about that very thing.

i use facebook as a means of communicating with friends and family about things that we are likely to have mutual interest in, and keep up with regular life updates.  it seems to work fine as a means for that, and is what i believe it is meant to be used as.

am i right, or am i just missing a joke?

It's INANE.  It's useful for keeping track of old friends, and trolling.

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Re: I'm done.
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2013, 03:43:04 am »
i gotta admit.  i don't understand the facebook hate.
at first it seemed natural to join in the fun, because BIG BROTHER!
but then i stopped giving a shit about that, and now most of the hate seems to be 'facebook is dumb/useless.'

the thing i don't understand is people using facebook as a tool to find fools that they aren't friends with arguing about inane things, and then complaining about that very thing.

i use facebook as a means of communicating with friends and family about things that we are likely to have mutual interest in, and keep up with regular life updates.  it seems to work fine as a means for that, and is what i believe it is meant to be used as.

am i right, or am i just missing a joke?

It's INANE.  It's useful for keeping track of old friends, and trolling.

Keeping track of old friends and trolling are THE FLOWER OF LIFE.
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