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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2013, 08:25:42 pm »
"For example, when he says he's going to "pop around for a packet of fags", he doesn't mean cigarettes.  No.  He means it's going to be a busy, busy weekend.  "
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« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2013, 09:18:32 pm »
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

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« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2013, 09:53:29 pm »
Cainad done on page 4.

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« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2013, 10:04:07 pm »
Triple Zero done in post 1 of page 1.

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« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2013, 10:19:37 pm »
Cainad done on page 4.

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« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2013, 10:27:11 pm »
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« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2013, 10:53:20 pm »
Next victims:  EoC, Faust, Cain.

Then we get to decide who does mine.

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« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2013, 10:55:26 pm »
WOOOOO

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« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2013, 11:01:25 pm »

Coyote:
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AKA:  *grunt, whistle*

Coyote is a Welshman who lives in Seattle, WA.  He is infamous, even in that licentious city, for his perversions involving lizard-like humanoids he refers to as "kobolds", which appear upon inspection to be a cross between a gecko and Michele Bachmann.  Coyote has seen recent service in the US military, where he was an attack dog or something.  Perhaps a specially-trained marmoset.  It's all very classified, and he isn't talking, instead muttering some garbage about logistics, as if anyone would trust the Welsh with the supplies.

Coyote is famed in Seattle for his role playing skills (specifically, he can read, which gives him an enormous advantage), and is a founding member of a Bay City Rollers tribute band.  Turn ons include reptiles.  Turn offs include the very light of civilization itself.


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« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2013, 01:25:55 am »
My name is EoC and I approve of this glorious spaggotry.   :lulz:
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« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2013, 05:18:06 am »
Jez heats her home by having Her People throw orphans in the furnace.

Well of course.  You can't expect me to actually touch the little rodents, with their sticky little hands and their constant selfish demands for food and penicillin.

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« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2013, 06:01:39 am »
I'm also using this as the description text for my tumblr.

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« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2013, 11:25:05 am »
ahahahahahaha
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« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2013, 02:30:44 pm »
Waffles done.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #74 on: July 24, 2013, 03:41:03 pm »

Coyote:
Picture:  Pending
AKA:  *grunt, whistle*

Coyote is a Welshman who lives in Seattle, WA.  He is infamous, even in that licentious city, for his perversions involving lizard-like humanoids he refers to as "kobolds", which appear upon inspection to be a cross between a gecko and Michele Bachmann.  Coyote has seen recent service in the US military, where he was an attack dog or something.  Perhaps a specially-trained marmoset.  It's all very classified, and he isn't talking, instead muttering some garbage about logistics, as if anyone would trust the Welsh with the supplies.

Coyote is famed in Seattle for his role playing skills (specifically, he can read, which gives him an enormous advantage), and is a founding member of a Bay City Rollers tribute band.  Turn ons include reptiles.  Turn offs include the very light of civilization itself.


:argh!: STOP PROJECTING YOUR PERVERSIONS ON TO ME OLD MAN :argh!:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 :lulz:

That shows excellent foresight. In the coming apocalyptic wasteland kobolds will become the new currency.