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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #75 on: July 24, 2013, 04:15:20 pm »
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #76 on: July 24, 2013, 04:15:47 pm »
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.

:?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #77 on: July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #78 on: July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #79 on: July 24, 2013, 04:31:57 pm »
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

To be fair, It's impressive you can tell the difference at all. I tend to lump the various constituent parts of the UK under "Scum" to save time.
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2013, 04:33:14 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2013, 04:33:49 pm »
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

Orkney?
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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- The same dumbass.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2013, 04:34:16 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc

Oh, right. 

Wait.  I thought he said he wasn't English.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
- The same dumbass.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2013, 04:35:10 pm »
 :argh!:
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2013, 04:35:58 pm »
:argh!:

It's no use complaining to ME.  I didn't draw the Risk board.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 pm »
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2013, 04:38:06 pm »
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
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« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2013, 04:40:21 pm »
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *

See, my point is proven.

I fear no man.  First off, he needs AIR, and we don't have any of that.  He'd be dead half-way up New Mexico.  2nd, there are no rivers for his kayak to come up.  I mean, there's rivers, we just don't have any WATER.  Third, he - being from "Scotland" only has to deal with one dangerous animal (ie, other Scots), so the wildlife here would eat him alive.
"Letting a God into your life is like letting "Bob" into your wallet.  It's going to hurt, because they always grab more things that they said they would."
-Some silly dead bastard in Tucson.

" Jonas Salk could SHIT ON MY DESK, and I'd still sing his praises.  No more polio kids in iron lungs or wheelchairs.  Jonas Salk did fucking MAD SCIENCE, and the world is a million times better for it."
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2013, 04:42:35 pm »
4th America will eat itself a long time before I could be arsed to get there  :evil:
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 pm »
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.
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