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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #75 on: July 24, 2013, 04:15:20 pm »
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.
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« Reply #76 on: July 24, 2013, 04:15:47 pm »
With the change of a single word, that's almost worth shoving into my CV.

Which word?

Englishman.

Actually, I think I'll slap together a CV with this taking pride of place as my personal statement.

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« Reply #77 on: July 24, 2013, 04:18:33 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.
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« Reply #78 on: July 24, 2013, 04:23:12 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

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« Reply #79 on: July 24, 2013, 04:31:57 pm »
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

To be fair, It's impressive you can tell the difference at all. I tend to lump the various constituent parts of the UK under "Scum" to save time.
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« Reply #80 on: July 24, 2013, 04:33:14 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc
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« Reply #81 on: July 24, 2013, 04:33:49 pm »
Close enough. Slightly less cultured, but close enough.

Orkney?

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« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2013, 04:34:16 pm »
What? I'm not English.

Claiming to be so round these parts can be hazardous to your health too.

Welsh?

another one of those Scottish bastards, iirc

Oh, right. 

Wait.  I thought he said he wasn't English.

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« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2013, 04:35:10 pm »
 :argh!:
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2013, 04:35:58 pm »
:argh!:

It's no use complaining to ME.  I didn't draw the Risk board.

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« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2013, 04:37:25 pm »
*adds Risk designer to "the list" *
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2013, 04:38:06 pm »
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
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« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2013, 04:40:21 pm »
You are lucky you are an ocean and 3/4ths of a continent away, Roger. P3nt is not the type to be called English
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See, my point is proven.

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« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2013, 04:42:35 pm »
4th America will eat itself a long time before I could be arsed to get there  :evil:
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« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2013, 04:45:19 pm »
5th, us pasty celt types would spontaneously combust without being dipped in factor 60 SPF from head to toe.
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