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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2013, 07:20:25 pm »
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Total victory :lulz:

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« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2013, 08:16:07 pm »
The Hirley0 one is perfect.  :lulz:
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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 07:02:01 pm »
The Hirley0 one is perfect.  :lulz:

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« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2013, 05:52:00 pm »
Cramulus:
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AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
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« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2013, 05:54:30 pm »
Cramulus:
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AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
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At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2013, 06:42:48 pm »
The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.
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« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2013, 07:05:34 pm »
The anticipation is killing me.

Defame me dammit.

Sorry, writing life during wartime.

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« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2013, 07:30:25 pm »
I'll gladly wait then.
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« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2013, 09:36:07 pm »
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:
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« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2013, 09:36:58 pm »
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2013, 11:56:59 pm »
My goodness, these are fucking good!  :lulz:

You're on the block, too, alongside Twid, Junkenstien, and Suu.

Tonight, there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2013, 12:27:29 am »
Cramulus:
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AKA:  Professor Cramulus, Wilford Brimley

Cramulus started his career as one of the founding members of the Latino boy band "Menudo", and quickly leveraged his fame to gain a spot as an AM radio "shock jock".  He spent the next 10 years ranting on air about the dangers of liberalism and diabetes.  During this period, he also invented the "sport" ballpipe, which he used as a method of castrating all of the other males of mating age in New York State.  Relevant videos can be found on Youtube.  Viewer discretion is advised.  After the infamous fake 'stache scandal of 2007, he was barred from broadcasting, and took up a new career, that of being a one-legged prostitute, with a rapidly expanding clientelle.  This was a ruse; he was merely gathering blackmail material...in 2009, he began a massive campaign of blackmail and extortion against local politicians, as the first stage of a coup.  He successfully took over the town of Tarryton.  Enraged that nobody noticed, he vanished into the bayous of upstate New York, swearing a terrible revenge.  He hasn't been seen since.  Turn ons include 'stache and choking skeeter, turn offs are not on record.

you motherfucker, you've GONE TOO FAR
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 :cramulus:

At this point, I imagine I should be in a state of terror that would literally liquify my bowels, and I should shit my colon into my pant leg.

But I think that the years have mellowed your WRATH and your TERRORMIRTH, and I remain unmoved.  As does my colon.

And then Dok pulled a Remington. :cry:
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2013, 12:30:22 am »
Yeeeeeah.   :lulz:

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2013, 04:36:12 pm »
Twid is done, working on more.

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Re: Who's Who on PD.com
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2013, 04:41:58 pm »
Twid is done, working on more.

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