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Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« on: October 14, 2013, 04:37:17 am »
I need more pages for things. I'm reading through what I can find on scribd right now, but recommendations on quotables and short essays would be tremendously helpful. I can only use things that are kopyleft or written by folks here I can ask for permissions.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 02:39:30 am »
There's some interesting stuff in Zenarchy and the Zenarchist Cookbook if you haven't looked at those. Both kopyleft, both on scribd.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 06:53:02 am »
Try this - http://theecod.org/abbey/abbey-writings/bring_it.html  The site's materials are for you to plagiarize and take out of context as you see fit. This particular article is terse and to the point, go figure.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 06:55:43 am »
I meditated on your writings and decided I would rather write readable text than have a textured background.

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2014, 04:13:51 am »
Are you responding to me? I will read your readable text. My writing is ok, I am not a wordsmith.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2014, 05:33:44 am »
It's not exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 04:44:09 am »
Perhaps try Pages from the Book of Life.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 11:00:32 pm »
Perhaps try Pages from the Book of Life.

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2014, 08:12:32 am »
http://thewebfairy.com/chaos/

There's also a PDF of it put together by Pope Tim on the reading materials page of this site.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2014, 06:05:20 pm »
http://thewebfairy.com/chaos/

There's also a PDF of it put together by Pope Tim on the reading materials page of this site.

What's up with the kopyleft but don't put it in a book?
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2014, 03:20:53 am »
http://thewebfairy.com/chaos/

There's also a PDF of it put together by Pope Tim on the reading materials page of this site.

What's up with the kopyleft but don't put it in a book?

Beats me.

If it was reverse psychology, it's worked at least twice :) St Syn and Pope Tim have both disobeyed flagrently.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2014, 05:47:29 am »
Hey, it's Placid Dingo. That guy who never shows up here anymore for some odd reason, yet pops in to suggest discordian texts. How odd.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2014, 02:07:25 pm »
Hey, it's Placid Dingo. That guy who never shows up here anymore for some odd reason, yet pops in to suggest discordian texts. How odd.

I can't imagine he's got something to promote, or anything.
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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2014, 02:48:44 pm »
I need more pages for things. I'm reading through what I can find on scribd right now, but recommendations on quotables and short essays would be tremendously helpful. I can only use things that are kopyleft or written by folks here I can ask for permissions.

here's the "best of" the Fractal Cult project, in chronological order - kopyleft, all rites reversed

http://fractalcult.tumblr.com/tagged/fractalcore/chrono

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Re: Suggest Discordian Texts Here
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2014, 03:22:34 pm »
Hey, it's Placid Dingo. That guy who never shows up here anymore for some odd reason, yet pops in to suggest discordian texts. How odd.

Hey, it's Placid Dingo. That guy who never shows up here anymore for some odd reason, yet pops in to suggest discordian texts. How odd.

I can't imagine he's got something to promote, or anything.

Now you two bastards have done it.  He'll be crowing about what an "internet leper" he is, non-stop, on facebook.  He seems to have taken a perverse type of pride in having managed to offend PD. 

So, yeah, he only posts here when there's opportunity for some weird kind of guru-ship, mostly having to deal with old, dusty, and busted shit from Discordia.
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