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« on: October 17, 2013, 07:34:49 am »
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/16/drunk-florida-man-sets-self-on-fire-while-lighting-halloween-cross-burning-prank/

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Palm Bay police described the incident as a “prank” that included using candles and gasoline to light a wooden cross along the side of his home.

“It started as some kind of prank apparently and involved a wooden cross,” Martinez explained. “We don’t know if he was trying to light the cross or the candles but when he did, his clothes caught fire.”
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Re: "Prank".
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 01:17:58 pm »
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Re: "Prank".
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 01:25:06 pm »
This is missing any bath salts. Feels wrong.
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« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 02:34:35 pm »
This is missing any bath salts. Feels wrong.

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Re: "Prank".
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 03:36:12 pm »
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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Re: "Prank".
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 04:14:36 pm »
Florida has bath salts in the air, just like Boston air is full of drunk.
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2013, 02:01:10 am »
It was a special moment between a very stupid man and Murphy's Law. I'll thank you all to show some respect for this most blessed union of events.
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2013, 03:14:33 am »
If your enemy sets out to defeat himself, you know, get out of the way and let him do it.
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