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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2013, 03:41:51 pm »
"Live and let live," that's his motto.

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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2013, 03:45:55 pm »
I'd love to chat, but I'm off to a parents' evening at the school. Bye for now!
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2013, 03:47:02 pm »
I'd love to chat, but I'm off to a parents' evening at the school. Bye for now!

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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2013, 03:47:59 pm »
Aw, he ran away.  :sadbanana:

But he'll be back.  He can't help himself.  :banana:
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2013, 07:23:56 pm »
"Live and let live," that's his motto.

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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2013, 03:04:43 am »
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2013, 03:59:50 am »
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2013, 06:28:59 am »
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it. :)
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2013, 09:10:53 am »
By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it. :)

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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2013, 02:32:50 pm »
The other day, I was wondering whether fetuses cry, and whether they vomit. I asked google and it turns out they do cry, this has been ascertained by 3d scanning, but the vomiting thing was more difficult, and then I stumbled into this:

http://myotherhalf.blog.com/2009/10/06/fetal-vomiting-flu-vaccines/

This guy is just amazingly bizarre. And it seems pretty plain to me that he is wrong. But he could be onto something.

It looks about as valid as homeopathy.

Nice of you to bring that in.

On the other hand: effect of parents having sex on the fetus? Given that we no longer think of a newborn baby as essentially a meat doll awaiting occupation by a soul a couple-few months later? And that these days it is no longer considered outrageous to think that prenatal experiences may have character-forming effects?

By the way, sorry to be condescending yet again, but you asked for it. :)

Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2013, 03:09:57 pm »
Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

I was wondering about that, too.
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2013, 03:22:52 pm »
Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

I was wondering about that, too.

If he is, that's some straight up Scientology woo, there.
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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2013, 03:25:15 pm »
I think he is saying that painful feeling in his butt proves his moral and intellectual superiority to the rest of the forum.

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Re: "Smelly Worthless Hippy Fathers Who Don't Know How to Use Condoms"
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2013, 04:51:25 pm »
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Is he saying pregnant ladies shouldn't fuck? I can't even tell.

I was wondering about that, too.

If he is, that's some straight up Scientology woo, there.
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