Hello fine chaps.
Now that I'm done talking to my cowboy gear for the purpose of a bad joke,
I would like to say hello to the community, introduce myself, and ask a few questions.
Hello community.
Late last night, someone 'anonymously' pointed me in the direction of the Principia Discordia,
and I had to read every word from start to finish; simply riveting!
After reading the entire book, I believed every word of it.
I especially payed attention to the words prohibiting my believing what I read.
I've got to say, eris has been calling my name for a very long time.
Way before my beloved encounter with Yossarian sometime during high school.
Cutting straight to the chase though, I want in on this.
Ignoring that they actually have explained why a woodpecker doesn't smash its brains out.
Does the hot dog thing count if I didn't know I was doing it?
Many times I've found myself with no buns and a mood to walk off with my meat in hand.
It is very possible that I've done this multiple times on a Friday too.
Does anyone know what Dyslexia does to someone's IQ score?
That could be pertinent information one day. It also could not be.
Finally, is it ok to ask random off topic wordy questions here?
Is that annoying, impolite, or frowned upon?