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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2014, 12:47:47 am »
I want to say that it's just good marketing. You got a camera on you, show your money makers.

But I'll bet she's like that all the time.

Imagine how she acts when no one is around.

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2014, 01:08:17 am »

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...that means all the day before I have to be very careful about what I eat, I'm not eating salt or sugar, or caffeine, or anything that's going to pump the blood through my veins, so its a whole hand model diet...

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...you don't want your veins, to be coursing, you know, with blood...

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2014, 01:12:36 am »
She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2014, 01:14:29 am »

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...that means all the day before I have to be very careful about what I eat, I'm not eating salt or sugar, or caffeine, or anything that's going to pump the blood through my veins, so its a whole hand model diet...

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...you don't want your veins, to be coursing, you know, with blood...

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This reminds me of the time my co-worker told me about when he's tried to donate blood. At some point, it just stops coming out. There is no more blood to bleed.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2014, 01:16:54 am »
Maybe once she hits retirement she will go hog wild on spareribs and whitling and, you know, opening doors for herself.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 am »
She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2014, 01:22:02 am »
She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

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When I get out of work I'm going to have to actually watch the video.
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2014, 01:47:50 am »

i can get her a friend that can emphatize with her "harsh" hand model lifestyle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD8N3HVvmFs

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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2014, 02:10:07 am »
Jeeze, I am already out. Twelve years on the farm, including butchering (where I got one finger stuck in the meat grinder), 'deformed' pinky fingers, a year working in a stable, two years at a library, one year of heavy lifting/shipping/receiving . . . not to mention all the burns and cuts and scratches and the twisting of the knuckles from arthritis. Yeah, no one really wants to see my hands modeling shit. I'd die of boredom doing the model thing.  :eek:
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Re: Oh, hand model lady
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2014, 04:23:21 am »
She needs her hand modeling. It's her one special thing, that nobody else can do but her. Her precious gift, what makes her unique. She doesn't just do hand modeling, she is a hand model. There is nothing else.

It's everything to her, everything. This thing that makes her special.

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