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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #105 on: April 23, 2014, 04:11:10 pm »
Ha! The multiverse strikes again!


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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #106 on: April 23, 2014, 04:13:19 pm »
Ha! The multiverse strikes again!


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No, it's all good.  And yeah, what if multiverses were inimical to each other?
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #107 on: April 23, 2014, 05:00:55 pm »
Ha! The multiverse strikes again!


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No, it's all good.  And yeah, what if multiverses were inimical to each other?

If there's enough of them, then it's bound to be happening somewhere  :fap:
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #108 on: April 23, 2014, 05:42:06 pm »
What if WE'RE the universe that got it right?

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That was a thing.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #109 on: April 23, 2014, 05:44:20 pm »
What if WE'RE the universe that got it right?

Oh, and 20C says hello.



That was a thing.

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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #110 on: April 23, 2014, 05:46:32 pm »
What if WE'RE the universe that got it right?

Oh, and 20C says hello.



That was a thing.

Imma have nightmares about those baby suits.

It's actually a pretty neat solution.  The nightmare is why that sort of engineering was required.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #111 on: April 23, 2014, 06:52:49 pm »
There needs to be a horror movie made, where the protagonists are hunted by those things and it needs to be made NOW!
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #112 on: April 23, 2014, 08:42:56 pm »
Very happy to see this rolling again. Good stuff, Roger.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #113 on: April 23, 2014, 11:02:04 pm »
That one gave me fuckin' full-body chills, Roger. Seriously. You know when you get the heebie-jeebies so bad your eyes start to water? That.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #114 on: April 23, 2014, 11:10:36 pm »
That one gave me fuckin' full-body chills, Roger. Seriously. You know when you get the heebie-jeebies so bad your eyes start to water? That.

Thanks.  Like I said, the weirdest shit comes out of my head AFTER I have one of my moments.   :lulz:
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #115 on: April 24, 2014, 05:32:51 am »
Fucking hell, Roger.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #116 on: April 24, 2014, 06:08:11 am »
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #117 on: July 14, 2017, 06:14:32 am »
Going to finish this, I think.
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Re: The Pit, 5 parts
« Reply #118 on: July 14, 2017, 01:02:06 pm »