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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #885 on: July 05, 2014, 10:45:53 pm »
He's also just the worst lecturer ever. Ever. His soothing monotone is almost impossible to listen to, and his quizzes are TERRIBLE.

Ugh. I had a statistics class, once.  The professor literally stood in the exact same spot for the entire two hour class, droned on in a monotone, and I think the only time his expression actually changed was when a student was snoring so loud that the professor couldn't be heard over it.
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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #886 on: July 05, 2014, 11:00:28 pm »
He's also just the worst lecturer ever. Ever. His soothing monotone is almost impossible to listen to, and his quizzes are TERRIBLE.

Ugh. I had a statistics class, once.  The professor literally stood in the exact same spot for the entire two hour class, droned on in a monotone, and I think the only time his expression actually changed was when a student was snoring so loud that the professor couldn't be heard over it.

yeah, if I was paying for this class and/or needed and good grade in it, I'd be really frustrated. But it's free, so meh.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #887 on: July 05, 2014, 11:17:13 pm »
My godparents decided to go on a cross-country road trip via I-10 for whatever reason.

Tonight they stay in Tucson. Crap.
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« Reply #888 on: July 05, 2014, 11:26:57 pm »
My godparents decided to go on a cross-country road trip via I-10 for whatever reason.

Tonight they stay in Tucson. Crap.

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« Reply #889 on: July 05, 2014, 11:31:13 pm »
My godparents decided to go on a cross-country road trip via I-10 for whatever reason.

Tonight they stay in Tucson. Crap.

Say goodbye to the godparents. Send them to tje Meet Rack.

Nah, I won't send my godparents there. I *LIKE* them. My friend Chris never went though, he said he wouldn't listen to a bar suggestion from me if his life depended on it.

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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #890 on: July 06, 2014, 01:20:43 am »
My papers always end up longer than I anticipated.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #891 on: July 06, 2014, 09:28:41 am »
A large majority of my main ebook library (7000 odd books) now has correct name/author/cover/ISBN associated with it. Feels good man. So so many university textbooks full of things I don't know YET.

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« Reply #892 on: July 06, 2014, 01:33:29 pm »
My papers always end up longer than I anticipated.

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« Reply #893 on: July 06, 2014, 04:37:47 pm »
My papers always end up longer than I anticipated.

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I've never understood why some professors give lengths for a paper, anyway. A paper should be as long as it needs to be, and no longer.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #894 on: July 06, 2014, 06:06:10 pm »
My papers always end up longer than I anticipated.

Overachiever.  :lulz:

I've never understood why some professors give lengths for a paper, anyway. A paper should be as long as it needs to be, and no longer.

I had a professor like that. If you could make your point in 1 page, make it. Other than that, I think page limits have more or less to do with them controlling workload.
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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #895 on: July 06, 2014, 10:10:02 pm »
My papers always end up longer than I anticipated.

Overachiever.  :lulz:

I've never understood why some professors give lengths for a paper, anyway. A paper should be as long as it needs to be, and no longer.
Now my experience is only high school, but I hated that even then.
I put it right up there with proofs for math. I mean if I can show you how to get the answer in 3 steps why do I have to try and figure out how to stretch it into 10?
(proofs were one of the things that almost made me fail math one year, my brain just doesn't work that way)
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« Reply #896 on: July 06, 2014, 10:12:57 pm »
Vex came by for coffee night last night.

He's even more fun sober.
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« Reply #897 on: July 06, 2014, 11:11:34 pm »
Vex came by for coffee night last night.

He's even more fun sober.

That sounds like an awesome time. :)
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« Reply #898 on: July 06, 2014, 11:43:38 pm »
Vex came by for coffee night last night.

He's even more fun sober.

Nice!
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Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo
« Reply #899 on: July 07, 2014, 02:48:17 am »
So there is a small but totally existing possibility that I'm a tetrachromat myself, which would explain so many things.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”