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Re: The Dollop - The Thread
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2015, 11:16:54 am »
New include Smedley Butler and the Business plot, which is both hilarious and horrifying as well as the other achievements and failings of the man behind the Heimlich manoeuvre.

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« Reply #46 on: April 13, 2016, 11:23:34 am »
This is still a thing and it's still pretty fucking good.

Continuing with the US's fucked up history, we're on to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Plecker and his "one drop" rule.

It's shit like this that's been pretty helpful to me in understanding quite how fucked up the US is in various ways and individuals like this wanker help demonstrate the systemic nature of the fuck-ups quite well.




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« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2016, 08:56:56 pm »
https://read.atavist.com/a-thousand-pounds-of-dynamite-podcast

Vaguely related, the tale of possibly one of the best(meaning worst) ransom plots ever attempted. It's read straight which adds to the hilarity and the actual Bomb its-self is a work of broken genius. Episodes 2/3 have most of the meat but the background and consequences are also worth a listen.
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« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2016, 09:28:02 am »
Current Dollop is the historical lizard people of LA. at Fort Moore Hill.

Or as I've been calling it, "The history of Roger's people".
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2017, 12:57:02 pm »
This is still a thing and still great.

Recent good ones include Native Americans in cinema and Icelandic history/necropants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A1br%C3%B3k

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necropants, literally "death underpants") are a pair of pants made from the skin of a dead man, which are believed in Icelandic witchcraft to be capable of producing an endless supply of money.

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f you want to make your own necropants (literally; nábrók) you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed. To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to take ownership of the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.




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« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2017, 04:52:29 pm »
 :horrormirth:

I'm a lazy fuck and the idea of necropants makes even me want to roll up my sleeves and make some money the old fashioned way, off the sweat of my brow.

Having everything handed to you on a silver plate is far less appealing* enticing when the silver plate is another man's dead scrote which you're compelled to wear all the time.

*Too lazy to make a proper flaying/pealing pun.

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« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2017, 11:19:10 am »
It gives a whole new angle for dealing with pagans and woo in general though.

"I quite agree, ever since I made nabrok out of steve,  money just flies at my balls"
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« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2017, 05:26:48 pm »
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?

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« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2017, 08:04:40 pm »
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?

... yes.
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« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2017, 08:36:12 pm »
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?
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You have been issued an RWHN penalty notice. Payment of the fine can be made online or at your local post office. Ignoring this fine will result in a visit from RWHN and all the horror that entails.


And no, it's just your standard sorcerer.
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Re: The Dollop - The Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2017, 01:49:38 am »
Is someone who makes necropants...a necropantscer?
:argh!:
You have been issued an RWHN penalty notice. Payment of the fine can be made online or at your local post office. Ignoring this fine will result in a visit from RWHN and all the horror that entails.


And no, it's just your standard sorcerer.

That's uncalled for.

No one deserves /another/ drug thread.

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« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2017, 02:12:39 am »
Drug threads are addiction forming and act as a gateway drug to harder substances, such as memes and shitposting.  We must ban them, for the children.

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Re: The Dollop - The Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2017, 09:37:50 am »
Drug threads are addiction forming and act as a gateway drug to harder substances, such as memes and shitposting.  We must ban them, for the children.

Doesn't go far enough. In all incidents of child abuse the common factor is always - there is a child present. We must ban children to save the children!
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