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!textburns results !! WARNING: CONTAINS NSFW HYPERLINKS !!
« on: October 07, 2014, 06:09:46 am »
I wrote a script for the IRC bot that will text message me whenever someone types: !textburns <text>

Here's what was sent since July 23rd.

I substituted characters for the parties involved.

DON'T FORGET THAT SOME OF THE LINKS ARE NSFW.



http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/289306_S/even-batman-poops.jpg


http://shitporn.org/galleries/fresh-brown-shit/base/brown-shit-fullsized-pic-15.jpg


poop pooop poopity poop | Oct 4


DOES THIS WORK TOO | Oct 4


burns PEEEE | Oct 4


Goooooodddddmoooorrrrrniiing Viiiiieeeeetnaaam! | Oct 2


find the hidden dong http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/960/img/photos/2013/01/11/d4/b3/51bJaEAaAYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg | Oct 2


http://englishmum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oh-shit.jpg | Oct 2


http://eurokulture.missouri.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/vladimir-putin-riding-bear.jpg | Oct 1


http://www.drfloras.com/wp-content/themes/drfloras/images/DrFloras-colon-cleansing-day-8-pop-2nd.jpg | Sep 27


http://www.imgur.com/7LGBe2P.jpg | Sep 26


goes out | Sep 25


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttekLBqa6sQ | Sep 25


8 D | Sep 25


http://youtu.be/XgbU_8Fxv6k?t=3m18s | Sep 25


http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/7/4/318974_v1.jpg | Sep 22


http://i.imgur.com/YwFNU8T.jpg careful when this is flying about as you sleep | Sep 22


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByAMLSgCYAAy178.jpg | Sep 20


eris hey what's the deal with people thinking a microwave can charge their cellular devices | Sep 20


http://www.mum.org/violet1.jpg | Sep 20


burns | Sep 20


http://streaming.crocreview.com/galleries/hardcore/bigsausagepizza/carolyn/bigsausagepizza-carolyn-1.jpg | Sep 19


http://media.fukung.net/imgs/d27f12631ab7218f30f3a66defb556dc.jpg | Sep 18


http://i.imgur.com/P7x5fnK.png | Sep 18


http://i.imgur.com/ifOm27s.gif | Sep 18


http://i.imgur.com/JFRjjxt.jpg, | Sep 18


http://bondage.redteens.com/c/dm/tags-ass-bdsm-blindfold-blush-breasts-122728.jpeg | Sep 18


http://i.imgur.com/DhzUZGN.jpg | Sep 18


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx06Z99IUAAsr-D.jpg:large | Sep 18


https://i.imgur.com/bKNKwaI.jpg | Sep 16


http://galleries.adult-empire.com/98/9849//48/name8.jpg | Sep 16


http://i.imgur.com/VEb8k.jpg | Sep 16


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LWdj-Gq1P-o/TYWUPrYDpOI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/2TD4p0ltGtg/s1600/ellen3.jpg | Sep 14


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4LxHI8uV9A | Sep 13


http://rule34-data-002.paheal.net/_images/53869c2bb137e537ee90c405538cfe42/162170%20-%20Nakoruru%20Purple_Nakoruru%20Samurai_Shodown%20Shitting_dick_nipples%20Tao_Yan%20meme.jpg | Sep 12


pickup lasagna for dinner hunny | Sep 7


aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Sep 2


lol | Sep 1


morning | Sep 1


good | Sep 1


http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BY6TKGmIgAAoyaV.jpg:large | Aug 31


was it you that collected music with Alan Watts samples? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcEDw82vw1c about 5 minutes in, although Folky Celticy stuff rather than chillstep | Aug 28


she led me to your office where you were playing a game with what might have been a nintendo | Aug 28


last night, I had a dream about you, and in this dream, I went to visit you in your new house | Aug 28


http://youtube.com/watch?v=AaWyFlXqpHc | Aug 25


http://i.imgur.com/B4pdRQE.jpg | Aug 23


Encephalopedophilia* | Aug 22


and the subsequently awkwarder moment, when you realize that this is Brainchild pedophilia | Aug 22


That Awkward Moment when you think your Code be so Sexy you wanna Stick in in the USB port and make sweet love to it | Aug 22


http://illuminatiwatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Giorgio-Aliens.jpg | Aug 22


can you pick up pork chops for dinner, honey? thx love ya | Aug 21


INTERLOPERS HERE TOO | Aug 20


CECI N'EST PAS UNE TEXTMESSAGE | Aug 19


I wonder how long it will take before this gets supremely annoying | Aug 19


it's poo time | Aug 19


http://i.imgur.com/kRdzH.gif | Aug 19


Don't let the evil goat in | Aug 18


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | Aug 18


HI BURNS PHONE | Aug 18


YOU ARE AN UNREGISTERED MUTANT | Aug 18


COME ON POOKY! LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN! | Aug 15


Insects outnumber humans 100000000 to one. | Aug 6


OMG THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE, GET TO DA CHOPPA | Aug 1


YOUR PHONE HAS BEEN VISITED BY THE TEXT MESSAGE OF HAPPINESS | Jul 30


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXqvqXofQcQ| Jul 30


IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way -- in short, the period | Jul 30


THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE HALLWAY | Jul 30


<@[spag]> The moon landings were faked. No, really. FAKED, I tell you, FAKED. | Jul 27


it does nothing, nevermind it | Jul 27


<@[spag]> legalize armadillos!!! | Jul 26


ONE CENT FOR ONE ONION #ocfon | Jul 26


we have an IRC emergency, please call 867-5309 asap | Jul 26


BURNS, this is Elbert Huberdink from down Mesa Puerta, do you have free time in your schedule today for a meeting? | Jul 26


when cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? | Jul 26


I shall now commence texting you the complete text of "Atlas Shrugged" | Jul 25


Got milk? | Jul 25


You up? | Jul 25


what are you wearing | Jul 25


text me! | Jul 25


| Jul 25


girl, you must be an einstein-rosen bridge, because I want to come inside you and be somewhere else. | Jul 25


THE SKY IS FALLING! | Jul 25


I value our friendship | Jul 25


i sniffed ur poop | Jul 25


I hope you have enjoyed reading this twice | Jul 25


[spag] is making unreasonable demands of you | Jul 24


HI BURNS | Jul 24


| Jul 24


GET IN DA CHOPPA | Jul 23


Thanks for letting me suck the pickles from your Big Mac! -- luv Mandy xxx | Jul 23


you left you front door unlocked | Jul 23

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Re: !textburns results !! WARNING: CONTAINS NSFW HYPERLINKS !!
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 06:11:47 am »
Brilliant!
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”