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Blessed are the Terrible
« on: October 24, 2014, 04:44:51 pm »
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2014, 04:48:32 pm »
Blessed are the Terrible, for they are capable of good on a scale that those who are confident in their own virtue may never achieve.

Blessed are the Troublemakers, for they will get shit done.

Blessed are those with a Good Left Hook.

Blessed are those that will kill a motherfucker.  Because sometimes a motherfucker needs a kick in the nads.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2014, 04:49:46 pm »
Blessed are the Malcontents, for they will not be swayed by your excuses and misdirection.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2014, 05:12:06 pm »
Blessed are the Cranky, for, lo, their sentiments are genuine and their platitudes are few.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2014, 06:42:47 pm »
Blessed are the Aggressive, for oftentimes people deserve a good curb stomp.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2014, 06:48:23 pm »
Blessed are the trolls, for people need that shit.
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- Newsweek, 8/9/18

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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2014, 06:52:45 pm »
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.

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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2014, 07:06:51 pm »
Blessed are the Rockers, for they remember Saturday Night.

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"THUS SPAKE THE DESERT PROPHET ROGER, HIS EYES AGLAZE, HIS BALLS AFIRE, HIS HAIR RECEEDED DUE TO YOUR INABILITY TO SHUT UP"
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"Locals and authorities are quick to act on suspicions that wartime arms may be lurking in their midst. Even police were convinced by one elderly German who reported finding an old bomb in his backyard, only for bomb clearance staff to conclude that the item was, in fact, a zucchini."
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2014, 09:56:32 pm »
Blessed are the Hand Washers, for they will not give you Ebola.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 03:35:40 pm »
Blessed are the Lazy, for someone else will do it for them.

Blessed are the Loud, for they are the only ones who will be heard.

Blessed are the Crazy Bitches
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2014, 07:01:15 am »
Blessed are the Atheists, for they sneeze the loudest.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2014, 09:22:04 am »
Blessed are the punks, for they know how to Fuck Shit Up.
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 11:12:31 pm »
Blessed are the Flighty because -- hey, look, bikes!
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2014, 10:49:41 am »
Blessed are the wrathful, for they mean business
Blessed are the lustful, for they keep our race from dying out
Blessed are the greedy, without them we'd be drowning in surplus
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Re: Blessed are the Terrible
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2014, 08:23:08 am »
Blessed be those who be swift of knee

Blessed be those who plan ahead with snooker ball and sock.

Blessed be the Militarized police for daily teaching us the Golden rule - Thou shall not get caught.

Blessed be the Justice system, for it shall sue you if it fucking isn't.

Blessed be child labourers for they provide thy material possessions.

Blessed be the prison system for it still makes a decent ROI.

 
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